Weird news of the day

[Randimus Maximus]

Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods

HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.

"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.

A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.

A spokesman for the Memphis, Tenn., airline said the two were suspended while the company investigates.

The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.

[zarn02]

well... that's neat.

(if wandering through the woods naked and drunk is wrong, hey, i don't wanna be right.)

[Smiling End]

Somewhere on the internet there has to be the video from the helicopters infrared search.  I would lol to see that.

[FatguyRacer]

Next...On Cops!

(or Reno911) 

[junior varsity]

Never heard of said airlines. Don't believe it exists.

[Randimus Maximus]

http://www.flypinnacle.com/

Somewhere on the internet there has to be the video from the helicopters infrared search.  I would lol to see that.

That would be pretty hilarious!

[junior varsity]

Interesting. Never seen anything about them in the airport the few times I've been.

[DY]

Haha, i know someone who flies for that airline.  I can say this is not weird news at all, and hardly unexpected behavior.  Flight attendants are known to be scandalous. 

[Randimus Maximus]

they've never been scandalous with me 

[junior varsity]

me neither. 

[DY]

they've never been scandalous with me 

are you a pilot?

A son once asked his father, "Dad, whats a pilot?" 

His father replied... "Son, someday you're going to meet a beautiful girl.  Fall in love, and get married.  Then one day, that girl is going to leave you for another man.  We call those men, pilots"

[Randimus Maximus]

no, but I've spent over 250,000 miles on an airplane over the last 10 years...doesn't that count for something?

[DY]

no, but I've spent over 250,000 miles on an airplane over the last 10 years...doesn't that count for something?

Only if you sat in first class!   

[Adam in TX]

Pinnacle does business as a northwest airlink and a delta connections carrier. There are a lot of small airlines like that that operate in the midwest. They usually fly between small regional airports and major hubs as part of a federally subsidized air transportation thingy... can't remember exactly what it's called.

Never heard of said airlines. Don't believe it exists.

[somegirl]

no, but I've spent over 250,000 miles on an airplane over the last 10 years...doesn't that count for something?

I've spent over 250,000 miles on an airplane over the last 2 years.