Strongest Vagina

Started by Pakhan, July 08, 2009, 06:41:40 AM

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Pakhan

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DrDesmo

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The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It's enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

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Grampa

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So I went solo.  -Me

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causeofkaos

theres a part of me that wants to see what she looks like and another part that is worried i would release the pizza i just ate all over my monitor
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erkishhorde

So that's like hardcore Kegel, yes? I think that's the proper name for it.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

erkishhorde

ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

NAKID

It's the same muscles. Kegels are kegels...
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Super T.I.B

Quote from: NAKID on July 08, 2009, 02:51:17 PM
It's the same muscles. Kegels are kegels...


Cozif muscles.

LA

Thanks, That's the first good laugh I've had all day. [thumbsup]

LA
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IZ

Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records


Fixed!! 

Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and her entrance has already made it into the Guinness Book of Records
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Grampa

uh...Tatiata..... I had a foreskin when I went in there  :-\
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: bobspapa on July 08, 2009, 08:11:43 PM
uh...Tatiata..... I had a foreskin when I went in there  :-\

maybe some dudes are into that?

Grampa

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 08, 2009, 08:15:34 PM
maybe some dudes are into that?

ya gotta pay extra for that in Vegas
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DrDesmo

Quote from: bobspapa on July 08, 2009, 08:31:03 PM
ya gotta pay extra for that in Vegas

offtopic, but -- I gotta ask bp, where's your avatar from?  ;D
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