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Started by Grampa, July 13, 2009, 03:28:51 PM

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Grampa

July 13, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
her journalism street cred went flushy flushy down the crapper this morning [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

GAAN

#1
July 13, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
her journalism street cred went flushy flushy down the crapper this morning [laugh]

Sooooo

enlighten us hippy hater

Grampa

#2
July 13, 2009, 03:58:36 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Sooooo

enlighten us hippy hater

she interviewed Levi Johnston this morning on the Today show.

Ann has that "talk to them as if they just had their puppy run over" interview style..... and to apply that to this 19yo dumbass as if he's somebody with something relevent to say..... was the funniest thing since supertroopers.


Hey Levi..... what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?







Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Bun-bun

#3
July 13, 2009, 04:01:41 PM
Y'know,
If I knew or cared who Levi Johnston is, and I was more familiar with Ann Curry, I bet this'd be funny.











How's that job search goin' BP?

















[popcorn]
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Grampa

#4
July 13, 2009, 04:02:49 PM
no yob :'(
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#5
July 13, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
I'd hit it. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#6
July 13, 2009, 04:07:15 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#8
July 13, 2009, 04:08:21 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#9
July 13, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: painter on July 13, 2009, 04:08:21 PM
You pick.

oh no you dont..... yer not gonna blame me when it goes south




[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#10
July 13, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 04:08:01 PM
time to sell the kids?

nope.... a bike
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#11
July 13, 2009, 04:15:51 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
oh no you dont..... yer not gonna blame me when it goes south




[laugh]
I'd probably screw it up either way. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


GAAN

#12
July 13, 2009, 04:20:12 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
nope.... a bike

hmmm

tough choice there

you have multiple bikes

and yet

multiple kids

You only have one daughter right? so you should probably keep her...

If I were you I would get what you can from the bug keeper kid

Jess and I might be interested if he is house broken

;D



ducpainter

#13
July 13, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 04:20:12 PM
hmmm

tough choice there

you have multiple bikes

and yet

multiple kids

You only have one daughter right? so you should probably keep her...

If I were you I would get what you can from the bug keeper kid

Jess and I might be interested if he is house broken

;D




Beware of spiderman.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


GAAN

#14
July 13, 2009, 04:22:39 PM
Quote from: painter on July 13, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
Beware of spiderman.

eets ok

I met him, he's shorter than jess

i could take him
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