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http://www.crash.net/motogp/news/149774/1/doctors_identify_stoner_illness.html
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words like slight and mild sound like BS to me
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That's interesting. I'm guessing he's always had Anemia...they just now found it.
Sounds like one cause of Gastritis can be overuse of aspirin and ibuprofen...maybe from the beating he takes as a GP rider.
He's probably glad the break is coming!
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Anaemia:
1. Pathology. a quantitative deficiency of the hemoglobin, often accompanied by a reduced number of red blood cells and causing pallor, weakness, and breathlessness.
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Quote from: gm2 on July 14, 2009, 06:03:12 AM
words like slight and mild sound like BS to me
but that's not any different than other sports... you don't want to give too much for the others to jump on
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First comment cracked me up
"A few pints of guinness and a lamb bhuna, a day on the toilet getting rid, and he'll be right as rain."
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Stoner's mystery illness is..... Bottle-itis. It's simple, to use my english vernacular, he's lost his bottle. That'll be $20,000 for the diagnosis please.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bottle
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Turn your head to the side and cough......
again......
again......
Feeling better now?
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Quote from: tufty on July 14, 2009, 10:31:46 AM
Stoner's mystery illness is..... Bottle-itis. It's simple, to use my english vernacular, he's lost his bottle. That'll be $20,000 for the diagnosis please.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bottle
(the first definition covers it)
I'm assuming that you are a Pom?
Now you knew you were going to get a reaction to this, If you Poms want to go Casey bashing in your own country, no worries, but you can make the beast with two backs right off if you think that (he has no balls) is fair call.
Don
PS how are you going in the Cricket
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Stay tuned...... I think some sheep jokes are up next
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Quote from: The Don on July 16, 2009, 11:19:21 AM
I'm assuming that you are a Pom?
Now you knew you were going to get a reaction to this, If you Poms want to go Casey bashing in your own country, no worries, but you can make the beast with two backs right off if you think that (he has no balls) is fair call.
Don
PS how are you going in the Cricket
I would have asked how Toseland is going.
make the beast with two backs the cricket! There all a bunch of make the beast with two backsen fairies.
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Quote from: Gus Duc on July 16, 2009, 03:56:13 PM
Stay tuned...... I think some sheep jokes are up next
You're thinking of
New Zealand
I'm a Stoner fan (yes, I'm Australian) and was concerned that this was "bottle-itis" but I don't think that having Anemia, however mild, is going to help a top level athlete compete against arguably the greatest motorcycle racer of all time.
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July 17, 2009, 11:56:05 AM »
http://moto-racing.speedtv.com/article/motogp-stoner-mystery-deepens/
Apparently it's no that simple.
BTW, what is "arm pump"?
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