Closet Internet Confessions

Started by GAAN, July 16, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

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ROBsS4R

Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on July 16, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia :o

That post is pointless with out photos  ;D  I kid I kid
SOLD 03 - Ducati Monster Dark M620

05 - Ducati Monster Blue/white S4R

My Photo Site http://secondnature.smugmug.com/


Porsche Monkey

Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on July 16, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia :o

I had my suspicions.  Hey come over here, let me teach you something.  ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Big Troubled Bear

Quote from: Ducaholic on July 17, 2009, 04:31:13 AM
I had my suspicions.  Hey come over here, let me teach you something.  ;D

What, I have already had pole dancing lessons ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

KnightofNi

Quote from: tlloyd66 on July 16, 2009, 01:27:36 PM
yeah... but I cried... I'm a guy

i have a reading comprehension problem.

i thought you said she cried like a girl. {retard smiley}
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

causeofkaos

Favorite convo i read on this board
"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
"F**K U IT HAPPENED"

Suzuki Blvd M109R " Sliver " = assassinated by cager
PW 696 " Pearl " = traded in
M1100 " Loki " = Viking God of mischief ( Goddess in this case )
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty pristine body, but rather to come in sliding sideways all used up screaming F*CK YEAH WHAT A RDIE!!

ryandalling

I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild BERRIES
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward,
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before

.................. Oh, I like Meatloaf.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Porsche Monkey

I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


tonyj311

I think Keanu Reeves is a good actor.
I enjoy the music of Kanye West.
I dont like Radiohead.
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
'02 M620

Speedbag

Quote from: Mother on July 16, 2009, 01:21:03 AM
I like Hole

out of all the grunge that I grew up on

Courtney Love and Hole is my favorite

:-[


'Celebrity Skin' is a great CD.  [thumbsup]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

CairnsDuc

#69
I have always had this Strange urge to slam my Genitals in a Car Door

I think about late at night, when it's quiet and no one is around, I look at our car as more than just transport.....

It's made even worse now that I have seen this YouTube video

Condom testing!!!!!!!  :P


Does that make me Strange?

A.B

when I'm driving in my truck alone, I scan through all of the Pop radio stations hoping to find one playing "Halo" by Beyonce. I freaking love that song.

A.B

also, my dog ate my gloves (carbon fiber knuckle protectors and all) and I'm getting too fat for my jacket, so on Monday i took a long ride without my gear...  I'm an ass

Jarvicious

I really and truly dislike Nirvana.......but I like Creed.

Also, I got the whiskey runs at work once after a bad night of drinking. (mortified smiley)
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

Duck-Stew

I have changed my ENTIRE outfit while driving a car.
Twice.
All the way down to the underwear.
Both cars were manual transmissions too.
Talent?  Yes.  Worth anything?  Hell no.  [thumbsup]

Although a died-in-the-wool Old-school Ford guy, I secretly lust after a '67 Camaro.

I like the new R1 and wouldn't mind owning a CBR600RR.

Ok, that's enough for now... [thumbsup]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Rufus120

I'm sure I'll get booted from the forum for this one......

I hate, H,  A,  T,  E,  hate beer