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ROBsS4R
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Reply #60 on:
July 16, 2009, 10:40:47 PM »
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on July 16, 2009, 10:11:58 PM
I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia
That post is pointless with out photos
I kid I kid
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on July 16, 2009, 10:11:58 PM
I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia
I had my suspicions. Hey come over here, let me teach you something.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
Big Troubled Bear
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Quote from: Ducaholic on July 17, 2009, 03:31:13 AM
I had my suspicions. Hey come over here, let me teach you something.
What, I have already had pole dancing lessons
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KnightofNi
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 04:11:03 AM »
Quote from: tlloyd66 on July 16, 2009, 12:27:36 PM
yeah... but I cried... I'm a guy
i have a reading comprehension problem.
i thought you said she cried like a girl. {retard smiley}
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 05:48:30 AM »
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on July 16, 2009, 10:11:58 PM
I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia
PM SENT !!!!!
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 07:01:25 AM »
I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild BERRIES
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward,
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before
.................. Oh, I like Meatloaf.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Reply #66 on:
July 17, 2009, 07:04:06 AM »
I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 07:21:01 AM »
I think Keanu Reeves is a good actor.
I enjoy the music of Kanye West.
I dont like Radiohead.
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 01:20:55 PM »
Quote from: Mother on July 16, 2009, 12:21:03 AM
I like Hole
out of all the grunge that I grew up on
Courtney Love and Hole is my favorite
'Celebrity Skin' is a
great
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Reply #69 on:
July 17, 2009, 01:34:31 PM »
I have always had this Strange urge to slam my Genitals in a Car Door
I think about late at night, when it's quiet and no one is around, I look at our car as more than just transport.....
It's made even worse now that I have seen this YouTube video
Condom testing!!!!!!!
Does that make me Strange?
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July 17, 2009, 02:05:25 PM »
when I'm driving in my truck alone, I scan through all of the Pop radio stations hoping to find one playing "Halo" by Beyonce. I freaking love that song.
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July 17, 2009, 02:08:13 PM »
also, my dog ate my gloves (carbon fiber knuckle protectors and all) and I'm getting too fat for my jacket, so on Monday i took a long ride without my gear... I'm an ass
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Jarvicious
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 03:02:55 PM »
I really and truly dislike Nirvana.......but I like Creed.
Also, I got the whiskey runs at work once after a bad night of drinking. (mortified smiley)
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 05:28:04 PM »
I have changed my ENTIRE outfit while driving a car.
Twice.
All the way down to the underwear.
Both cars were manual transmissions too.
Talent? Yes. Worth anything? Hell no.
Although a died-in-the-wool Old-school Ford guy, I secretly lust after a '67 Camaro.
I like the new R1 and wouldn't mind owning a CBR600RR.
Ok, that's enough for now...
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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July 17, 2009, 05:31:00 PM »
I'm sure I'll get booted from the forum for this one......
I hate, H, A, T, E, hate
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