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What is man's (in general not sexist) Greatist Invention?

Started by GAAN, July 20, 2009, 01:18:19 PM

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DucMouse the Mighty

#105
July 21, 2009, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2009, 09:44:55 AM
maybe not just lmited to eyeglasses

but

the Lens

I choose duct tape and the Lens

u mean u didn't like my idea of guns  [cheeky]

spankinâ,,¢

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KnightofNi

#106
July 21, 2009, 09:51:00 AM
Quote from: NAKID on July 21, 2009, 08:29:12 AM
Beer doesn't occur naturally. Man had to combine certain ingredients and put it in the right environment to happen. Invention

do you really think that beer was planned?

no, it was just an accident and then someone drankthe strange water and felt happy. after that they tried to reproduce it and it jsut got better.

hell, they didn't really know about yeast until a few hundred years ago.


regarding electricity.
man invented ways to store it, produce it, and harness it. it was more of a discovery, but i still consider the generators a brilliant invention.


as for the best invention...hot girls that are bi. (because if they were lesbian they wouldn't want me to join them  [thumbsup])

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GAAN

#107
July 21, 2009, 09:52:34 AM
Quote from: DucMouse on July 21, 2009, 09:49:37 AM
u mean u didn't like my idea of guns  [cheeky]



personally I hate guns

but

I choose to be competent in there operation

sometimes I confuse me

cyrus buelton

#108
July 21, 2009, 09:56:04 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 21, 2009, 09:51:00 AM
hell, they didn't really know about yeast until a few hundred years ago.

What are you talking about willis?


The Egyptians were using yeast 4,000 years ago to make bread...........
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pennyrobber

#109
July 21, 2009, 11:40:43 AM
Has anyone said toilet paper yet?
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Kopfjäger

#110
July 21, 2009, 12:40:17 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2009, 09:52:34 AM
personally I hate guns

but

I choose to be competent in there operation

sometimes I confuse me

heretic
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cyrus buelton

#111
July 21, 2009, 12:44:09 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on July 21, 2009, 11:40:43 AM
Has anyone said toilet paper yet?

Some don't use toilet paper still...(i.e. parts of India)
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superjohn

#112
July 21, 2009, 12:46:49 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 21, 2009, 12:44:09 PM
Some don't use toilet paper still...(i.e. parts of India)

And a visit to those areas will make you appreciate how great an invention it is  ;D

Kopfjäger

#113
July 21, 2009, 12:48:49 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Monsterlover

#114
July 21, 2009, 01:13:26 PM
I break rules.

Screw thread is mans greatest invention.

Fastening, measurment and the transmission of motion.
Look around you..

Everything you see that is man made contains a screw thread, was measured by a screw thread or was manufactured by something that fits the above criteria.

And if you all *really* have to disqualify the screw thread then I must say clumping cat litter with baking soda.

;D
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GAAN

#115
July 21, 2009, 01:13:58 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on July 21, 2009, 12:40:17 PM
heretic

sorry dewd

I find it freaky that so simple and so small a device can end me with so little effort

Grampa

#116
July 21, 2009, 01:44:05 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 21, 2009, 12:44:09 PM
Some don't use toilet paper still...(i.e. parts of India)

hows their space program coming along?
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Popeye the Sailor

#117
July 21, 2009, 01:47:39 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2009, 01:13:58 PM
sorry dewd

I find it freaky that so simple and so small a device can end me with so little effort

Wait....are you talking about Jess.....?
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GAAN

#118
July 21, 2009, 01:49:13 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 21, 2009, 01:47:39 PM
Wait....are you talking about Jess.....?

her too

she freaks me out on a regular basis

every day she gets closer and closer to killing me

you should see this bruise on my arm...

Popeye the Sailor

#119
July 21, 2009, 02:03:10 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2009, 01:49:13 PM
her too

she freaks me out on a regular basis

every day she gets closer and closer to killing me

you should see this bruise on my arm...

If you stopped burning the pot roast, you wouldn't have such an issue. Seriously-why you gotta make her hit you?

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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