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What is man's (in general not sexist) Greatist Invention?

Started by GAAN, July 20, 2009, 01:18:19 PM

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GAAN

#120
July 21, 2009, 02:05:40 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 21, 2009, 02:03:10 PM
If you stopped burning the pot roast, you wouldn't have such an issue. Seriously-why you gotta make her hit you?



she pets me when i am good

and

sometimes I get to go outside without my leash

cyrus buelton

#121
July 21, 2009, 02:13:53 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 21, 2009, 01:44:05 PM
hows their space program coming along?

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#122
July 21, 2009, 03:43:39 PM
I vote we change Mother and J-bubs names to Chris Brown and Rihana

they can fight over who gets to be who



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NAKID

#123
July 21, 2009, 03:59:02 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha
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DucMouse the Mighty

#124
July 21, 2009, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 21, 2009, 02:03:10 PM
If you stopped burning the pot roast, you wouldn't have such an issue. Seriously-why you gotta make her hit you?



ur women trained u good  [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

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mojo

#125
July 21, 2009, 04:49:04 PM
How 'bout the sexy beast known as the Ducati Monster? [bow_down]  I'm talking more about the original Monsters, not the new ones.
Some people are like slinky's.  They serve absolutely no purpose, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

ducpainter

#126
July 21, 2009, 05:03:15 PM
Quote from: trouble on July 21, 2009, 05:41:45 AM
paint



;D

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mojo

#128
July 21, 2009, 06:24:33 PM
QuoteComfort Wipe CommercialLQ | LQ+ | HQ | HQ+ | by Aeva
Damn.  I don't know what to say about that commercial.  Although, it may be nice to have since the little old lady said it will help me maintain my dignity...maybe I'll get two of them, one for home and one to carry around at work. ;D
Some people are like slinky's.  They serve absolutely no purpose, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

MrFryMoto

#129
July 21, 2009, 06:36:48 PM
chuck norris
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NAKID

#130
July 21, 2009, 07:03:13 PM
Chuck Norris was not invented. He just......IS...
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herm

#131
July 21, 2009, 08:36:50 PM
some say chuck invented man
others only credit him with inventing....invention
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#132
July 21, 2009, 08:39:31 PM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on July 21, 2009, 06:36:48 PM
chuck norris

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DoubleEagle

#133
July 21, 2009, 10:46:42 PM
Someone famous said back around the turn of the Century that all the things that were to be invented HAD been invented !

Didn't miss that one by much !   ;D

Dolph     :)
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Jarvicious

#134
July 22, 2009, 05:55:39 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 21, 2009, 02:03:10 PM
If you stopped burning the pot roast, you wouldn't have such an issue. Seriously-why you gotta make her hit you?



So I finaly get to meet Mother for the first time and I see the he's got two black eyes.  I think, great.  He doesn't listen.

I guess next time the sandwich will probably come WITHOUT mayo, ehh mum??
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