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Started by Monsterlover, July 22, 2009, 09:13:02 AM

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Monsterlover

July 22, 2009, 09:13:02 AM
Or some warehouse. . .

Crazy Forklift Accident

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

corey

#1
July 22, 2009, 09:25:23 AM
FAIL.
They make safety videos to help avoid this kinda thing...
German Fork Lift Safety
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He Man

#2
July 22, 2009, 09:34:35 AM
man that dude zipped the make the beast with two backs out of there. i thought those things were suppose to be bolted to the floor.. that was just a small tap.

acalles

#3
July 22, 2009, 09:41:08 AM
Quote from: He Man on July 22, 2009, 09:34:35 AM
man that dude zipped the make the beast with two backs out of there. i thought those things were suppose to be bolted to the floor.. that was just a small tap.

no joke, thats probably the fastest I've ever seen some one move.

I didn't even see him get out of it the first time, had to watch it again.

Grampa

#4
July 22, 2009, 09:42:31 AM
I can pick a quarter up off the floor with a forklift 8)


[laugh]
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Monsterlover

#5
July 22, 2009, 09:42:40 AM
Quote from: corey on July 22, 2009, 09:25:23 AM
FAIL.
They make safety videos to help avoid this kinda thing...
German Fork Lift Safety

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#6
July 22, 2009, 09:43:37 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 22, 2009, 09:42:31 AM
I can pick a quarter up off the floor with a forklift 8)
[laugh]

That's an easy one. . .

you're gonna have to try harder than that ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

cyrus buelton

#7
July 22, 2009, 10:17:05 AM
Quote from: He Man on July 22, 2009, 09:34:35 AM
i thought those things were suppose to be bolted to the floor.. that was just a small tap.

I agree.

I know in our warehouses, those things are bolted down to the floor, a tap like that wouldn't have done shit to them.

and

we are stocking medical devices on our racks, so not a shit ton of weight like you would with other products.
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#8
July 22, 2009, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 22, 2009, 09:43:37 AM
That's an easy one. . .

you're gonna have to try harder than that ;D

it's great for beer bets [evil]
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So I went solo.  -Me

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Monsterlover

#9
July 22, 2009, 10:51:24 AM
;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Pakhan

#10
July 22, 2009, 10:57:36 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 22, 2009, 09:42:31 AM
I can pick a quarter up off the floor with a forklift 8)


[laugh]

Yes, but can you pick up a fork?
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He Man

#11
July 22, 2009, 11:20:26 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on July 22, 2009, 10:57:36 AM
Yes, but can you pick up a fork?
how about another fork lift?

Kopfjäger

#12
July 22, 2009, 11:26:06 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 22, 2009, 09:42:31 AM
I can pick a quarter up off the floor with a forklift 8)


[laugh]

I lost $20 on that bet one day.  >:( :o
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#13
July 22, 2009, 12:08:40 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on July 22, 2009, 11:26:06 AM
I lost $20 on that bet one day.  >:( :o

The quarter with a forklift is easy.
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#14
July 22, 2009, 02:18:17 PM
 :o That guy was lucky
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