Appearance vs. performance

[teddy037.2]

Jesus, all that leaves is scotch and bacon.

you're talkin like that's a bad thing 

[Popeye the Sailor]

you're talkin like that's a bad thing 

No it's just confusing-I mean-who cares how the bacon looks-it's how it tastes. Same for scotch, so if he's not applying it to women or motos, there's not a whole lot left.



Or maybe he's just wondering if his Jeep is worth keeping because it's pretty-it's not like it performs 

[slowpoke13]

Nothing worse than a hot girl who's a bad lay.

an ugly girl who's a terrible lay?

[Popeye the Sailor]

an ugly girl who's a terrible lay?

No, see, that's just a like a boat with holes in it that sinks when you sail it. It's what you expect.

[dropstharockalot]

All this "ugly girl / good lay / pretty girl / bad lay" is is gonna spiral out of control into the quality vs. quantity argument.  Gotta pull that back before we're permanently o/t...

[GAAN]

No it's just confusing-I mean-who cares how the bacon looks-it's how it tastes. Same for scotch, so if he's not applying it to women or motos, there's not a whole lot left.



Or maybe he's just wondering if his Jeep is worth keeping because it's pretty-it's not like it performs 

Oh you wound me