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Author Topic: Dantheman-satan incarnate or just bad luck?  (Read 4974 times)
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« on: August 02, 2009, 10:38:55 AM »
We've all seen it. Something horrible happens, and Dan is somehow involved.


Spidey crashes-Dan is there.
Paula gets three flats on a bike ride and has to walk 15 miles home, Dan was there.
Jamie wads his Pelvis-Dan was there.
JohnC chokes to death-Dan again.



Is it just me or is Dan somehow involved in all the badness of the MOB?
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 11:13:47 AM »

So can we blame Dan for not catching any fish last night all though you did bring in a really nice 3 foot long stick fish  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 11:34:04 AM »
Quote from: ROBsS4R on August 02, 2009, 11:13:47 AM
So can we blame Dan for not catching any fish last night all though you did bring in a really nice 3 foot long stick fish  Grin

He was there and bad stuff happened. I don't see any other way to look at it.
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 12:05:02 PM »
It has been a good year huh. Don't forget plowing in to DATV.
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2009, 01:10:29 PM »
He's just practicing for EMT duty.
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2009, 01:36:47 PM »
We had a "Blame it on Spidey" thread a long time ago.  It does seem time to pass the torch. 
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2009, 02:30:45 PM »
If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault!  Angry
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2009, 04:26:13 PM »
Quote from: DanTheMan on August 02, 2009, 12:05:02 PM
Don't forget plowing in to DATV.

You guys keep that between yourselves...
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2009, 05:28:58 PM »
wtf?  when did i get choked?  Huh?  oh ... you mean by DTM's WMD gas  Shocked

btw, i voted for boobies ... as always.  waytogo

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 02, 2009, 10:38:55 AM
We've all seen it. Something horrible happens, and Dan is somehow involved.


Spidey crashes-Dan is there.
Paula gets three flats on a bike ride and has to walk 15 miles home, Dan was there.
Jamie wads his Pelvis-Dan was there.
JohnC chokes to death-Dan again.



Is it just me or is Dan somehow involved in all the badness of the MOB?
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2009, 07:06:18 PM »
Yeah, it looks like boobies are the clear favorite. Vox populi.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2009, 07:21:26 PM »
Quote from: Vindingo on August 02, 2009, 02:30:45 PM
If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault!  Angry

forgot about that, sorry bout the hula girl and the dash. Kiss

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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2009, 08:55:08 PM »
but without Dan there...What Would Happen? Would it be like a country song played backward?
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 09:08:37 PM »
Quote from: GEEZER on August 02, 2009, 08:55:08 PM
but without Dan there...What Would Happen? Would it be like a country song played backward?

One could only hope. I don't see any other way around it. We're going to have to kill him.


Possibly send him back to Jersey with Vinny, that way Vin would have food for the road and it's not like Jersey would notice the smell. Or maybe he can drop him off in central park.



I'll take his 749.
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2009, 06:45:42 AM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 02, 2009, 09:08:37 PM
One could only hope. I don't see any other way around it. We're going to have to kill him.


Possibly send him back to Jersey with Vinny, that way Vin would have food for the road and it's not like Jersey would notice the smell. Or maybe he can drop him off in central park.



I'll take his 749.

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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2009, 07:02:24 AM »
Dan spelled backwards is nad

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