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Monsterlover

August 02, 2009, 06:23:30 PM
[laugh]











































"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

superjohn

#1
August 02, 2009, 06:31:49 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] Thank you. I needed that.

mojo

#2
August 02, 2009, 06:49:30 PM
It's always nice to end the day with a good laugh. [laugh]
Some people are like slinky's.  They serve absolutely no purpose, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Bun-bun

#3
August 02, 2009, 07:42:17 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] Mike Litoris  [laugh] [laugh]
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

ducatiz

#4
August 02, 2009, 08:15:03 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i am crying.. ROFLMAO

"the duck refused treatment" [laugh]

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Monsterlover

#5
August 03, 2009, 05:16:04 AM
;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rufus120

#6
August 03, 2009, 08:04:35 AM
 [clap]

mitt

#7
August 03, 2009, 08:19:24 AM
thanks,

mitt

brimo

#8
August 03, 2009, 10:20:32 PM
Just happened to find this on a tourist website today , I read it a bit differently, maybe my dirty mind.....


"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

moto-zen

#9
August 03, 2009, 10:33:05 PM
Bravo post! [clap] [beer]
We want more. [popcorn]
The democracy will cease to exist  when you
take away from those who are willing to work and
give to those who are not. - Thomas Jefferson

Monsterlover

#10
November 29, 2009, 01:52:01 PM
Time to update this one. . .






















































"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zarn02

#11
November 29, 2009, 02:44:32 PM
[laugh]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

DucatiBastard

#12
November 29, 2009, 06:36:06 PM
what kind of make the beast with two backsing sunburn is that?

seriously, I'm trying to figure that out, in the first post...
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

zarn02

#13
November 29, 2009, 06:48:36 PM
Quote from: DucatiBastard on November 29, 2009, 06:36:06 PM
what kind of make the beast with two backsing sunburn is that?

seriously, I'm trying to figure that out, in the first post...

That's the "I applied my own sunscreen and didn't seek help for my back" sunburn.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

DucatiBastard

#14
November 29, 2009, 07:26:59 PM
Ahhhhhh, much more funny now, thanks.

My thought thread went from weld shine to gamma rays to some kinda nega-bomb...hell, all kinds of shit...
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20
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