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kopfjäger
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #90 on:
August 05, 2009, 03:06:48 PM »
Quote from: jamanta on August 05, 2009, 03:01:37 PM
she smokes while she drives the little cube.
That's terrible.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #91 on:
August 05, 2009, 03:14:46 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 05, 2009, 02:44:52 PM
But this kid would kick the first make the beast with two backser that told him to cut his mustache...or that his socks weren't regulation...
in the nuts.
I gu
I'm like that.
Unemployable?
You should see the 5" thick book of rules I have to follow (policy manual).
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #92 on:
August 05, 2009, 03:20:44 PM »
Quote from: hbliam on August 05, 2009, 03:14:46 PM
Unemployable?
<snip>
Not exactly...
but pretty much.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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August 05, 2009, 04:19:56 PM »
I didn't make $90k my first 3 years as a full-time physician. That, of course, was after a year of subspecialty fellowship (during which I made nearly $30k working 60-70 hour weeks), 4 years of residency (during which I made $20-25k working 70-80 hour weeks), 4 years of medical school (that I paid for), and 4 years of college (that I paid for). I worked all through college and medical school part-time, but I never got a year-round regular paycheck until I was 24 and was nearly 30 when I finished my training and started paying back my student loans. Like most people in most jobs, I had to buy my own clothes, as well as white coats, stethoscopes, etc., etc. (including socks.) Have you ever priced ophthalmoscopes? I went through several during my training, funded by cleaning mouse shit out of cages and washing down autopsy tables (which, incidentally, paid more per hour than I made practicing medicine until I'd been in practice for a few years.)
No complaints - I chose to do this, knew I'd have to go into debt to train, and knew my high school classmates who did apprenticeships would out-earn me for the first dozen years of our respective careers and would retire years earlier. I greatly enjoy my work (and do make more than $90k now). It's just that I don't have much concern for someone who has to buy crappy, overpriced, monopoly-sourced socks for their work. I've got loads of patients at the moment who would wait in line outside in February in New Hampshire to buy those socks if it meant they could get full-time work, especially with some benefits.
Life is full of all sorts of petty crap such as supervisors' wives sneaking around to write people up. Almost every nurse I know, for example, has quite literally been shit on at work. There's an obnoxious aspect to any job you can think of. Whingeing on about it just increases the indignation. It's useless, too.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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August 05, 2009, 05:48:46 PM »
Don't like your job? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody. We meet at the bar.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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August 05, 2009, 07:41:56 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 05, 2009, 05:48:46 PM
Don't like your job? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody. We meet at the bar.
Yup. I love mine more than most people, but not every day. I'm sure Hugh Hefner and Peter North occasionally hate theirs.
Come to think of it, I'm meeting a colleague for a drink soon so he can complain about his job.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #96 on:
August 05, 2009, 08:09:03 PM »
you doctors and lawyers and cops and painters and business owners just don't understand the true horrors of uniformed employment.
Socks are key
When your piggies are encased in leather from anywhere from 14-38 hrs a day
socks are key
and aint no 1 dollar foot booty gunna take care o the job
sock are key
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #97 on:
August 05, 2009, 08:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 05, 2009, 08:09:03 PM
you doctors and lawyers and cops and painters and business owners just don't understand the true horrors of uniformed employment.
Socks are key
When your piggies are encased in leather from anywhere from 14-38 hrs a day
socks are key
and aint no 1 dollar foot booty gunna take care o the job
sock are key
Back to work uniform boy. Momma needs some new moto stuff.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #98 on:
August 06, 2009, 05:04:21 AM »
I have a daily uniform,
Mom
Eeyore. Mine even comes with its own noose. (and can't be written off for taxes either).
Oh...and I spend quite a bit on socks. Socks are key.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #99 on:
August 06, 2009, 05:10:48 AM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 05, 2009, 08:09:03 PM
you doctors and lawyers and cops and painters and business owners just don't understand the true horrors of uniformed employment.
Socks are key
When your piggies are encased in leather from anywhere from 14-38 hrs a day
socks are key
and aint no 1 dollar foot booty gunna take care o the job
sock are key
but apparently, you don't want to get them shipped to your place by FedEx??
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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August 06, 2009, 05:20:09 AM »
I mostly work from home. so undees are pretty much my only requirement. No one wants to know that you work in the nude.
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Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #101 on:
August 06, 2009, 05:27:11 AM »
Quote from: duccarlos on August 06, 2009, 05:20:09 AM
I mostly work from home. so undees are pretty much my only requirement. No one wants to know that you work in the nude.
so you just need one tube sock at a time then. must save wear and tear.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #102 on:
August 06, 2009, 09:11:49 AM »
Quote from: Statler on August 06, 2009, 05:27:11 AM
so you just need one tube sock at a time then. must save wear and tear.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #103 on:
August 06, 2009, 09:27:29 AM »
Some times 2 or 3 a day.
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Re: F***ING FEDEX!!!
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Reply #104 on:
August 06, 2009, 02:49:15 PM »
Quote from: duccarlos on August 06, 2009, 09:27:29 AM
Some times 2 or 3 a day.
quit cuffin' your carrot into your sock bro...
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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