stuck between a golf ball and a hard place

[Statler]

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

It's in the hole!!!

[Autostrada Pilot]

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

"HMMMMMM HMMMMMM HMMMMMMM"

[al@sktc]

just got back and had to post this.

when some people get on a golf course they become complete a-holes. my father in law acted like he was 12. it was a crazy club throwing, yelling at other golfers, cheating good time. i play at this course 2-3 times a week! i felt like an idiot. the whole time we are out he kept telling me how much better he was at golf than me. when we made the turn i got the "fake" phone call and had to leave. if it was at another course i would have stayed for the show.

[cyrus buelton]

just got back and had to post this.

when some people get on a golf course they become complete a-holes. my father in law acted like he was 12. it was a crazy club throwing, yelling at other golfers, cheating good time. i play at this course 2-3 times a week! i felt like an idiot. the whole time we are out he kept telling me how much better he was at golf than me. when we made the turn i got the "fake" phone call and had to leave. if it was at another course i would have stayed for the show.

how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

[Statler]

niiiice.

hope that gene skipped a generation.   

[al@sktc]

how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

i'm 6'2'' so i am taller than most, shorter than some......i don't know to be honest.

i do know that i have a small fortune in golf gear that i would someday like to use to its potential.

niiiice.

hope that gene skipped a generation.  

it definitely did. thankfully!

[Autostrada Pilot]

I'll admit that I throw a club once in a while, but mostly just because I like the sound it makes as it flies through the air.

I DO NOT yell at other golfers, or otherwise misbehave on the course. 

[Autostrada Pilot]

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

"How 'bout a Fresca?"

[cyrus buelton]

i'm 6'2'' so i am taller than most, shorter than some......i don't know to be honest.

i do know that i have a small fortune in golf gear that i would someday like to use to its potential.
it definitely did. thankfully!

It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat

[Exar Kun]

how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

By height. 

[cyrus buelton]

By height. 

Are you a looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock?

[Pakhan]

This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, looks good on you though.

[Exar Kun]

Are you a looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock?

So I said HEY LAMA how about something...ya know...for the effort.

[cyrus buelton]

So I said HEY LAMA how about something...ya know...for the effort.

Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness