Penis thieves

Started by Monsterlover, August 11, 2009, 12:53:04 PM

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

MendoDave

2.  Posting

      2.1  Members will conduct themselves in a respectful manner. Members shall not engage in disrespectful posting, personal attacks, name-calling, flaming, baiting, inflammatory posting or language, juvenile, chauvinistic or demeaning posting, post whoring (posting with the sole purpose of increasing their overall post count), trolling, e-sniping, e-stalking, indirect attacks, and other such activities not conducive to a positive and productive environment.  This includes posts or threads of a purely sexual nature.  All posting in violation of the Guidelines will be acted on by interpretation of moderators.

3.  Images.

     3.1  Members shall not post images or links containing, nudity, partial nudity, sexual acts, or depiction thereof.  This includes pictures for purely sexual purposes.

It does sort of border on this...Just sayin.

Statler

I chuckled.


intent goes a long way with these things.   This isn't objectifying and hatefull.


But of course we'll see where it goes.  (the thread....not where items are hidden).
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

corndog67

Whoa, the Internet police.

It's a joke man.


[roll]
Quote from: MendoDave on August 11, 2009, 03:49:07 PM
2.  Posting

      2.1  Members will conduct themselves in a respectful manner. Members shall not engage in disrespectful posting, personal attacks, name-calling, flaming, baiting, inflammatory posting or language, juvenile, chauvinistic or demeaning posting, post whoring (posting with the sole purpose of increasing their overall post count), trolling, e-sniping, e-stalking, indirect attacks, and other such activities not conducive to a positive and productive environment.  This includes posts or threads of a purely sexual nature.  All posting in violation of the Guidelines will be acted on by interpretation of moderators.

3.  Images.

     3.1  Members shall not post images or links containing, nudity, partial nudity, sexual acts, or depiction thereof.  This includes pictures for purely sexual purposes.

It does sort of border on this...Just sayin.

redxblack

I totally didn't get it until the rules were posted in red.

[popcorn]

Kopfjager

Quote from: MendoDave on August 11, 2009, 03:49:07 PM
2.  Posting

      2.1  Members will conduct themselves in a respectful manner. Members shall not engage in disrespectful posting, personal attacks, name-calling, flaming, baiting, inflammatory posting or language, juvenile, chauvinistic or demeaning posting, post whoring (posting with the sole purpose of increasing their overall post count), trolling, e-sniping, e-stalking, indirect attacks, and other such activities not conducive to a positive and productive environment.  This includes posts or threads of a purely sexual nature.  All posting in violation of the Guidelines will be acted on by interpretation of moderators.

3.  Images.

     3.1  Members shall not post images or links containing, nudity, partial nudity, sexual acts, or depiction thereof.  This includes pictures for purely sexual purposes.

It does sort of border on this...Just sayin.

I looked up your age. Now I understand.
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

El Matador

Quote from: MendoDave on August 11, 2009, 03:49:07 PM
2.  Posting

      2.1  Members will conduct themselves in a respectful manner. Members shall not engage in disrespectful posting, personal attacks, name-calling, flaming, baiting, inflammatory posting or language, juvenile, chauvinistic or demeaning posting, post whoring (posting with the sole purpose of increasing their overall post count), trolling, e-sniping, e-stalking, indirect attacks, and other such activities not conducive to a positive and productive environment.  This includes posts or threads of a purely sexual nature.  All posting in violation of the Guidelines will be acted on by interpretation of moderators.

3.  Images.

     3.1  Members shall not post images or links containing, nudity, partial nudity, sexual acts, or depiction thereof.  This includes pictures for purely sexual purposes.

It does sort of border on this...Just sayin.

Damn, I should've been banned by now.  [roll]

redxblack

I submit replacing the existing constitution with this:


DRKWNG


He Man

Quote from: El Matador on August 11, 2009, 06:25:01 PM
   
Damn, I should've been banned by now.  [roll]


i can make that happen, give me your password.

El Matador

Quote from: He Man on August 11, 2009, 10:04:58 PM

i can make that happen, give me your password.
^
Sorry, you must be this tall  ^ to have access to my password  ;D

He Man

Thats fine with me. ill just chop your legs off.

El Matador


NAKID

Quote from: He Man on August 11, 2009, 10:12:25 PM
Thats fine with me. ill just chop your legs off.

And feed them to your friend the cat?
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Monsterlover

Quote from: MendoDave on August 11, 2009, 03:49:07 PM
2.  Posting

      2.1  Members will conduct themselves in a respectful manner. Members shall not engage in disrespectful posting, personal attacks, name-calling, flaming, baiting, inflammatory posting or language, juvenile, chauvinistic or demeaning posting, post whoring (posting with the sole purpose of increasing their overall post count), trolling, e-sniping, e-stalking, indirect attacks, and other such activities not conducive to a positive and productive environment.  This includes posts or threads of a purely sexual nature.  All posting in violation of the Guidelines will be acted on by interpretation of moderators.

3.  Images.

     3.1  Members shall not post images or links containing, nudity, partial nudity, sexual acts, or depiction thereof.  This includes pictures for purely sexual purposes.

It does sort of border on this...Just sayin.

Damn, man.  You could have sent me a pm telling me how you didn't like the cartoon.

I'd have taken it down if it was a big deal.

:-\
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**