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Started by ducatiz, August 11, 2009, 05:49:42 PM

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ducatiz

August 11, 2009, 05:49:42 PM
MIGHTY FINE ASSHOLES, I MUST SAY!

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Statler

#2
August 11, 2009, 05:51:39 PM
flattery and beer will get you nowhere a fair hearing.


(we still need ot organize a beverage some evening)
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

#3
August 11, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: Statler on August 11, 2009, 05:51:39 PM
flattery and beer will get you nowhere a fair hearing.


(we still need ot organize a beverage some evening)

i know.  wait until i am not elbow deep in diapers, unless you want to venture further out of the Land of Marys.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Statler

#4
August 11, 2009, 05:52:59 PM
Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on August 11, 2009, 05:50:54 PM
corny

Beck, of all the threads that you know nothing about, please stay out of this one.   You don't know me or Nate and this one is personal.  
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Statler

#5
August 11, 2009, 05:53:54 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
i know.  wait until i am not elbow deep in diapers, unless you want to venture further out of the Land of Marys.

I know that feeling.   I'll travel.   But I won't change your kid's diapers.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

#6
August 11, 2009, 05:54:26 PM
Quote from: Statler on August 11, 2009, 05:53:54 PM
I know that feeling.   I'll travel.   But I won't change your kid's diapers.


how about dishes?  catbox?  anything? 
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Statler

#7
August 11, 2009, 05:56:51 PM
I'll scoop the litter once, but then you're buying rounds one through four.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

#8
August 11, 2009, 05:57:31 PM
Quote from: Statler on August 11, 2009, 05:56:51 PM
I'll scoop the litter once, but then you're buying rounds one through four.

shit, i got cash, i just don't have TIME  :D
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Porsche Monkey

#9
August 11, 2009, 06:09:05 PM
Ducatiz I think your an asshole too. How can I join the club?  Ill buy the first five rounds, that is if you drink tequila.  ;D






















Disclaimer;  don't take me seriously. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

ducatiz

#10
August 11, 2009, 06:10:50 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on August 11, 2009, 06:09:05 PM
Ducatiz I think your an asshole too. How can I join the club?  Ill buy the first five rounds, that is if you drink tequila.  ;D

Disclaimer;  don't take me seriously. 

I am Klingon, I have two livers.

Bring it on.  Wepa!

AS LONG AS it's at least Anejo tequila.  I can't drink that unaged crap, it's like drinking cologne.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Statler

#11
August 11, 2009, 06:15:16 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:10:50 PM
I am Klingon, I have two livers.

Bring it on.  Wepa!

AS LONG AS it's at least Anejo tequila.  I can't drink that unaged crap, it's like drinking cologne.

a round of clear cologne here my good man.

oh wait.....five rounds of clear cologne here my good man.   ;D
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#12
August 11, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
No one has any vodka?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Statler

#13
August 11, 2009, 06:21:03 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
No one has any vodka?

Beck left with it.  sorry.   He'll see you at dimby.   ;D
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Porsche Monkey

#14
August 11, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
How bout a compromise of some that's been well rested?  I can get some nice Titos for the elder arsehole.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

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