The Pisser

[Pakhan]

So I left work yesterday and I see this guy I've never seen before in the parking lot.

"hey what are you doing?"
Guy decided peeing on the van's back tire was cool
"HEY!"
He is leaning against a van hard and has rubber band legs I think because of one too many.
Camera phone out, "HEY! Smile asshole!"


Then he noticed and starting peeing faster.
"oh NOW you hear me yelling"


"Get the make the beast with two backs out of here"


Running away with his junk out....



So, I told the owner of the garage and the guy who owns the vans happens to be right there too.  I showed him the pictures.
Him, "oh crap, I'm going to have to talk to him tomorrow, can you email these to me?" 
Me, "yea, how do you know the guy?"
Him, "He works for me"
Me, "I don't think he likes you too much" 

[Porsche Monkey]

So I left work yesterday and I see this guy in the parking lot I've never seen before.

So you never saw the parking lot before?  I'm confused again.

[Pakhan]

So you never saw the parking lot before?  I'm confused again.

lol, and I never saw the guy before either 

[Bun-bun]

Actually, I think the most disturbing part of all this is the fact that you felt the need to take four seperate photos of some random stranger peeing in a parking lot.
I could understand ONE pic, either for proof, or, if it was a buddy, for blackmail purposes, especially if it was your van.

[Pakhan]

It's a parking lot that is part of one of the buildings I operate.  I knew he would leave fast and hopefully not try that shit again because I was snapping shots.  It's bad for my tenant who rents the parking lot, it's bad for image when I have brokers show the apartments for rent.  I would've snapped as many pictures as it took for him to run away.

What would you have done that would've stopped him and maybe dissuaded him from coming back?  Tap him on the shoulder and ask politely?  Embarrassing someone usually works very well from my experience, but I'm always open to new ideas.

[causeofkaos]

i cant stop laughing thats great
nothing like reading a title to a thread and being surprised at the content
this one is GOLDEN <-- all pun by the way

[spolic]

I had a situation like that happen a few years ago.  I yelled at him in mid stream...causing the pee'er to flinch, resulting in him wetting his tee shirt! 

[Johnny OrganDonor]

Funny stuff, but how does one pee faster? 
















And how would you know?   

[Popeye the Sailor]

What would you have done that would've stopped him and maybe dissuaded him from coming back? 

Walk up behind him, and start peeing on him 

[Bun-bun]

What would you have done that would've stopped him and maybe dissuaded him from coming back? I don't think stopping him is possible. At least, I know for myself, once I start, nothing's gonna stop the flow 'til I'm done, but then again, I don't make it a habit to pee in public parking lots either. Tap him on the shoulder and ask politely?  Embarrassing someone usually works very well from my experience, but I'm always open to new ideas.I dunno, taser?

Good point.
Got it! Post a shot of him on Craigslist in the lost and found section "You left your pee in my parking lot this afternoon. Please come pick it up."

[Big Troubled Bear]

Can`t help to notice, but from a signwriter`s point of view that van is in need of some better decals


Oh and the piss stream is running under his shoes

[Pakhan]

Funny stuff, but how does one pee faster? 
And how would you know?   

You've never "squeezed" harder to hurry up?  I guess god didn't give you the pressure regulated model. 

Good point.
Got it! Post a shot of him on Craigslist in the lost and found section "You left your pee in my parking lot this afternoon. Please come pick it up."

lol, wish I could use a taser but they are illegal in nyc. 

[NAKID]

Well, did you hear back form the guys boss?

[Johnny OrganDonor]

You've never "squeezed" harder to hurry up?  I guess god didn't give you the pressure regulated model. 

Yes, but the time gained by increasing the initial flow rate is offset by an extended dribble phase.  It's a natural law.

[Pakhan]

Well, did you hear back form the guys boss?

Not yet, but I will ask him next time I see him.

Walk up behind him, and start peeing on him 

Harold and Kumar - The Pee Bush and Raccoon