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The official Syphillitic Society of the Platypus welcomes its first new member!

Started by Siphyllis, August 22, 2009, 07:38:08 PM

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Siphyllis

August 22, 2009, 07:38:08 PM
We extend our syphilitic hands in appreciation, for bravery in the line of fire such as enduring 4 hours of karaoke across west Texas, for attending to a downed rider with supreme gallantry, for having a sweet trailer and an even sweeter bike, for buying all of the mods we suggest but cannot afford for that bike, and for just generally being a damned awesome person and even better friend, (and okay it was his birthday too),

We hereby present the Award of the Syphilitic Platypus to Swampduc, our first honorary member.

Swampduc has received the international symbol of the society, a magnetic platypus that shall from hereon ride on the tank of his noble steed and protect him from harm. Congratulations.

-- Syphilis

NAKID

#1
August 22, 2009, 07:40:13 PM
Huh?
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KnightofNi

#3
August 22, 2009, 07:46:11 PM
so swampduc has an STD now for helping you out?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#4
August 22, 2009, 07:58:42 PM
7.  Multiple logins are not permitted.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


El Matador

#5
August 22, 2009, 08:01:40 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 07:58:42 PM
7.  Multiple logins are not permitted.

Pm sent

DesmoLu

#6
August 22, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2009, 07:46:11 PM
so swampduc has an STD now for helping you out?

Hey! Its not an STD, its a gift that keeps on giving!

KnightofNi

#7
August 22, 2009, 08:05:04 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 07:58:42 PM
7.  Multiple logins are not permitted.

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/Upload/ban-him.JPG



;) ;) [cheeky]

Quote from: DesmoLu on August 22, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
Hey! Its not an STD, its a gift that keeps on giving!

at a soccer game wher ethe opposition wore all white and was know as "the whites" we started changint "you're name means the.." and clapped out hands.

it's also not the team most people will associate with the name the whites as it is a US college team we did this to.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Buckethead

#8
August 22, 2009, 08:14:55 PM
Happy Birthday, swampduc!

Hope you wash your hands before dealing with patients! ;D
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swampduc

#9
August 23, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on August 22, 2009, 08:14:55 PM
Happy Birthday, swampduc!

Hope you wash your hands before dealing with patients! ;D
As much time as I've spent around Matador and Lu recently, I'm not sure hand-washing is sufficient  ;D

j/k of course.
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DesmoLu

#10
August 23, 2009, 12:51:22 PM
Since we had to delete the platypus account (he is subsequently pissed off and syphilizing EVERYTHING in site), I just wanted to post his old profile pic to remind everyone of how awesome he is:

ducpainter

#11
August 23, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on August 23, 2009, 12:51:22 PM
Since we had to delete the platypus account (he is subsequently pissed off and syphilizing EVERYTHING in site), <snip>
Is it him, or you, that is whining? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DesmoLu

#12
August 23, 2009, 12:59:51 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 23, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
Is it him, or you, that is whining? ;D

Oh, the Platypus never whines. We don't take kindly to pregnant doging in this household. He just gives everything and everyone syphilis  ;D

Bick

#13
August 23, 2009, 01:06:10 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2009, 08:05:04 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/Upload/ban-him.JPG


Does clicking on this link throw anyone else's virus scan into hyperdrive?

Congrats on the STD, Swampy.  [thumbsup]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

swampduc

#14
August 23, 2009, 03:52:59 PM
Quote from: Bick on August 23, 2009, 01:06:10 PM

Congrats on the STD, Swampy.  [thumbsup]
Shhh!  >:(
I did have a date for tonight. Now it's just me and the STD.  :-[
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