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What happens when your pillion is a padock girl
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They just can't get comfortable with 4 ft long legs
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There's a joke in there somewhere about her needing knee sliders.
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Those are some long legs.
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Quote from: Spidey on August 24, 2009, 04:28:57 PM
There's a joke in there somewhere about her needing knee sliders.
actually, she'd need some knee
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Told ya the joke was there somewhere.
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Those legs just go up and make an ass of themselves...
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Quote from: mitt on August 24, 2009, 04:25:28 PM
They just can't get comfortable with 4 ft long legs
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She'd make my leathers feel funny.
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when your pillion is a paddock girl, there are better things to ride than a motorcycle...
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