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Author Topic: Pissing off my friends  (Read 1688 times)
Frosty_spl
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« on: August 30, 2009, 09:23:12 AM »
I went riding around town (atlanta) yesterday to go watch the redbull soap box derby. Got there too late, so my japanese sportbike riding friends and I kept riding around.

Throughout the day, 4 different random people said "Is that your monster?!?!? Its really cool, is it the fastest of your group?"

"Nope, but it looks the best"  Grin

The compliments pissed my friends off, haha! "Gah its so slow, why do people like it so much" and "You are out picking up guys with your sweet monster"


Just thought I'd share.  waytogo
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 10:19:12 AM »
That is one of the perks to having a sweet bike.
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 10:40:57 AM »
People forget that the main reason to ride (on the road) isn't to go super fast, but to enjoy the ride.

Having a bona fide crotch rocket may be nice for the drag strip. 

Most fun I've had is on a sub-500 cc bike. 
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2009, 12:08:57 PM »
Quote from: Frosty_spl on August 30, 2009, 09:23:12 AM

Throughout the day, 4 different random people said "Is that your monster?!?!? Its really cool, is it the fastest of your group?"

"Nope, but it looks the best"  Grin

I would have said "Yes, it is the fastest ... by a lot. But I'm a humble guy and I don't want them to feel bad, so I keep my prowess on the low-low. "

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2009, 12:49:20 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on August 30, 2009, 10:40:57 AM
Having a bona fide crotch rocket may be nice for the drag strip. 

i dont know those jap sport bikes can be pretty fun. Its like emotionless sex. Its great.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2009, 02:11:15 PM »
In town I always have more fun on the monster, good low speed handling, light wieght, can keep up with jap bikes just fine at city speeds.
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2009, 02:30:57 PM »
If I need emotionless sex,  I have craigslist.  I don't need to buy an ugly bike
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2009, 03:09:34 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on August 30, 2009, 02:30:57 PM
If I need emotionless sex,  I have craigslist.  I don't need to buy an ugly bike

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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2009, 05:02:09 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on August 30, 2009, 02:30:57 PM
If I need emotionless sex,  I have craigslist.  I don't need to buy an ugly bike


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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2009, 06:01:08 PM »
I used to ride around on a bright yellow GS500F with my then-boyfriend on his heavily modded Aprilia RSVR.

I always got way more attention than him - I'm a girl, and my bike is yellow! cheeky

Used to really piss him off. Evil
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2009, 06:33:52 PM »
LOL Awesome.  applause
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2009, 02:36:24 PM »
I love all bikes, but even at 60, I still look at the girl first.
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2009, 04:03:29 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on August 30, 2009, 06:01:08 PM

I always got way more attention than him - I'm a girl, and my bike is yellow! cheeky
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Well sgirl, your bike could have been any color and it still would have been the same outcome !  laughingdp Roll Eyes cheeky
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2009, 04:18:07 PM »
Quote from: motoboy on August 31, 2009, 04:03:29 PM

Well sgirl, your bike could have been any color and it still would have been the same outcome !  laughingdp Roll Eyes cheeky

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Hell, I am constantly amazed that ANY car sees me when dusty & I ride.

That red ponytail is gonna be the death of me. 


and thats a good thang        Evil
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