19 or "how my uterus made me famous"

Started by Grampa, September 01, 2009, 06:48:28 AM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Pakhan

Nuts! "Michelle has now been pregnant 147 months of her life, with five more to go. That's 12-plus years and counting."

Happy about this if it's accurate: "They feed their entire family on less than $2,000 a month and say that they live debt-free."

Why stop them from having kids if they are doing everything is ok for them?  ???
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I bet they get quite the tax credit every year
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Grampa

Quote from: Pakhan on September 01, 2009, 08:44:49 AM
Nuts! "Michelle has now been pregnant 147 months of her life, with five more to go. That's 12-plus years and counting."

Happy about this if it's accurate: "They feed their entire family on less than $2,000 a month and say that they live debt-free."

Why stop them from having kids if they are doing everything is ok for them?  ???

I actually admire the fact that they as a family are well adjusted and are living a good moral life.

My only real complaint is that they have turned all this into a media thing.

Every pregnancy is announced like some press conference.... and it's getting old. Just shut up and slide another baby out.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Pakhan

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."   m620 749s r6


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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Pakhan

Quote from: Ducaholic on September 01, 2009, 09:39:26 AM
Having kids for sport. :'(

I never thought about hunting them that's a pretty good idea.  What age do you set them loose?
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r_ciao

seriously, what's the point?
i think it's better to focus on the children that they already have.
just my $0.02

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Quote from: r_ciao on September 01, 2009, 10:02:59 AM
seriously, what's the point?
i think it's better to focus on the children that they already have.
just my $0.02

Ciao!
Exactly.  You can only give each kid so much attention.  At one point, the daughters were really the ones doing all the work.  Doesn't sound like a great childhood to me.