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Why i have every make the beast with two backsing right to hate nyc

Started by He Man, September 01, 2009, 09:38:54 PM

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Pakhan

#15
September 02, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Wish I did.  I do have a friend in Qns that has a detailing shop and a friend in Bklyn with a pick up and tie downs.  Maybe we can work something out.  Goodluck
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MikeZ

#16
September 02, 2009, 12:22:14 PM
Not sure how concerned you are about your rates going up but have you thought about calling your insurance agent and file a claim?
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ducpainter

#17
September 02, 2009, 05:20:23 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 01, 2009, 09:38:54 PM
Around 9:30pm I arrive at a place in china town to grab a quick bite to eat. I park my bike away from all the garbage that the restaurants are putting out for their private garbage collectors to take away.

I walk inside and order my food, and sit down with my gf. About 30 minutes later a young fellow comes up to me and goes, is that your Ducati?

I said yea, is it still there okay? You dont look to happy...

"Its covered in garbage juice."

I go out there. ITs worst than garbage juice. Its the sewage that resturants remove from their drains. about 30 gallons of lard, rice, chicken, pig, duck, beef, oil and whatever shit that gets cleaned of dishes, blended nicely in a brown shitstain. all over my bike, tires, gauges, front tire, tank, rotors, chain, udder. the whole nine yards. The guy even got some on the car that i was next to. for the most part, it was all over the floor and on my tires

I dont know what terrible thing i did to anyone lately as ive been pretty much staying away from civilization. But karma got me today. I had to push my bike out of the puddle of sewage. But i couldnt because my feet wouldnt grip onto the pavement. after struggling to get some traction i managed to creep my bike out of the mess onto the sidewalk, and the resturant owner was nice enough to give me several buckets of water, some soap and a roll of bounty. I had to scrub the fat off my wheels and udder. And then burn the fat off my rotors. When i applied the brakes they would steam up and the whole bike would smell like disgusting shit. I took a good 1 mile ride just to make sure the bike woudlnt slip and have me and my gf on the pavement.

I got home at midnight and spent the last hour and a half taking apart my rotors to be cleaned. and i think im going to have to change all my brake pads since they are contaminated with sewage grease.

So yea, this is why people pregnant dog about how make the beast with two backsing retarded this city is. because only in THIS city, will someone drag a garbage bag full of liquid shit 20 feet and rip it open ontop of your bike.


My bike STILL smells like this shit even though i just dumped detergent on it and scrubbed and hosed it down for an hour and a half.

New York City, make the beast with two backs YOU. And god help me if i ever find out who did this shit. I will make the beast with two backsing rip your nut sack out and skull make the beast with two backs you with a frozen piece of human feces.

bad make the beast with two backsing day
I'm assuming your bike was parked in a legal space...

and not next to a make the beast with two backsing dumpster. ;)
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ducatiz

#18
September 02, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:20:23 PM
I'm assuming your bike was parked in a legal space...

and not next to a make the beast with two backsing dumpster. ;)

You don't find dumpsters on the street in Manhattan. 

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ducpainter

#19
September 02, 2009, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
You don't find dumpsters on the street in Manhattan. 


exactly my point.

I was there not that long ago and saw no grease or drain sludge being discarded anywhere I'd park a vehicle.

Whatever.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Pakhan

#20
September 02, 2009, 05:37:03 PM
Find out if any of the stores nearby have cameras, maybe you can get video and the name of the carting companies for local businesses.
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ducatiz

#21
September 02, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:33:44 PM
exactly my point.

I was there not that long ago and saw no grease or drain sludge being discarded anywhere I'd park a vehicle.

Whatever.

good point, but part of the problem is if you don't know the street, you don't know where ppl pile up their trash -- everyone just puts it on the street.  i've parked at a pristine spot at night only to come back the next day and there is a 9 ft tall mountain of trashbags next to my car -- i have to get in from the passenger side.

there aren't designated "trash spots".  if you don't know the street, you can get screwed.

that being said, it looks like someone did this on purpose to the guy's bike.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#22
September 02, 2009, 05:46:53 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
good point, but part of the problem is if you don't know the street, you don't know where ppl pile up their trash -- everyone just puts it on the street.  i've parked at a pristine spot at night only to come back the next day and there is a 9 ft tall mountain of trashbags next to my car -- i have to get in from the passenger side.

there aren't designated "trash spots".  if you don't know the street, you can get screwed.

that being said, it looks like someone did this on purpose to the guy's bike.
All excellent reasons to live here. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#23
September 02, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:46:53 PM
All excellent reasons to live here. ;D

some people don't like shitting in an outhouse.   [wine]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#24
September 02, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
some people don't like shitting in an outhouse.   [wine]
You need to keep more current...

not only do we have indoor plumbing.

We even have electricity now. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#25
September 02, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
You need to keep more current...

not only do we have indoor plumbing.

We even have electricity now. ;)

indoor plumbing?  well, sheeeeyit

whatcha do with that electricititty anyway? 
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#26
September 02, 2009, 06:23:38 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 06:21:42 PM
indoor plumbing?  well, sheeeeyit

whatcha do with that electricititty anyway? 
I talk to lawyers in DC on the net. ;D

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Porsche Monkey

#27
September 02, 2009, 07:26:33 PM
 :P
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He Man

#28
September 02, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
 [laugh] electricity. You guys are funny.  What do you guys have a power plant or something? only big cities have that.  ;D


In all seriousness though. I dont have full coverage. Ive gotten most of the smell out, but its stuck somewhere between my seat and the frame. and its still on my udder. so drastic measure needs to be taken. I dont think theres security cameras in this part of chinatown. DIdnt see any there.

For the record, i was not parked next to a dumpster or a pile of garbage. However i was parked next to a taxi that had a pile of garbage about 5 feet in front of it.

That pile of garbage ended up being dragged past the taxi onto my bike and then the dude rung around and threw it ontop of my gauge/triple area. theres sewage marks from when it ripped on my passenger pegs, on the pavement, onto my guages and then the sewage just ends. THe truck left a few bags stuffed underneath the taxi cab too.

KnightofNi

#29
September 03, 2009, 06:44:34 AM
dude, chinatown is one of the dirtiest places i have even been to.
at least the one in manhattan. flushing was actually rather clean.


i wouldn't park anything in that part of town. it's pretty much guaranteed to have something happen to it.
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