Well, who knew?

Started by zarn02, September 03, 2009, 07:17:23 PM

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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

brimo

I agree, just look at Richard Gere.....
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Grampa

I take it.... this is a DMF attempt to explain away all my posts, after having met lm.


:-\


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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

herm

slowpokes....
i learned this in 6th grade.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

He Man


superjohn

I'm scared to talk to pretty women.

teddy037.2


Pakhan

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."   m620 749s r6


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He Man

But i want the P in the V of a pretty women. how else can i accomplish that?

Gator

Quote from: He Man on September 04, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
But i want the P in the V of a pretty women. how else can i accomplish that?

Pay them

Grampa

WWED   ;)




what would Eliot do
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

herm

If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

il d00d

Buncha scientists, that's who.
"This may be simply because men are programmed by evolution to think more about mating opportunities."  Also known as the scarcity of blood theory.  God gave us both brains and man parts, but only enough blood to operate one at a time.

mstevens

You don't have to talk to them.

Just being around them drains IQ points.
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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."