I HAVE A STRONG OPINION (the generic argument thread)

[Johnny OrganDonor]

[arbitrary defense and ass kiss to board founder]

[imply you have questionable sexual mores]

[imply you have chicken strips]

[offer everyone a cyber-beer]

[call for end of ad hominem attacks without knowing what ad hominem means]

[garner the coveted top spot on the new page again]

[MendoDave]

[Makes reference to posters comment about being the "Egg Man" and how it is a false claim, as my opinion is that he got cracked on the forehead here's a towel now wipe]  

[Personal attack]

[Hopes that the admin types don't Ban or lock thread but if they do they are all a bunch of *&$ #$@!^]

[Denys any wrong doing]

[Dons Monkey mask in the hopes that nobody will identify me http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29403.0]

[pennyrobber]

[Personal attack]

[Hopes that the admin types don't Ban or lock thread but if they do they are all a bunch of *&$ #$@!^]

[Denys any wrong doing]

+1

[Makes claim that all people in authority positions are fasciast]

[lauramonster]

[Dons Monkey mask in the hopes that nobody will identify me http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29403.0]

[il d00d]

[incredulity over having a lawyer contacted due to an internet argument]

[Omitted from quote in hopes that readers of thread forget lawyer tangent exists]
[quote from older post included.  Reluctant concession of some lesser point to initiate awkward de-escalation]

[assertation that you are still a virgin]

[Accusation of suspicious interest in sexuality - foundation laid for greater indictment of heterosexual status]
[Emoticon expressing a wish that this be treated as a light-hearted jab, but one that could easily carry the weight of more angry gibberish]

[invitation to meet me face to face and offer to buy a drink]

[Expansion of homosexuality thesis.  Assurance that "there is nothing wrong with that."  Additional comments with homoerotic overtones]

[caveat of implicit violence should you try any of the same BS in real life]

[Reluctant acceptance of said drink, conditional on venue, drink, and overall threat to sexuality]

[Despite total lack of recognition of valid points or demonstration of any respect for poster, exasperated agreement "to disagree"]

[Emoticon encapsulating all of the above]

~FIN~

[KnightofNi]

[pared down quoting of response]

[feigned loss of interest in the topic]

[one final jab upon relization that the thread might be locked soon]

[Duck-Stew]

[more seriously toned threats of thread locking based on sexuality/violence of above posts (again stating 'there's nothing wrong with that)]

[no emoticon closure adding depth to above threat]

[bold reminder of my obviously superior status and position]

[my name as if you don't already know it]

[leaves to b*tch and complain about general declining status of board membership amongst other mods]

[Randimus Maximus]

[posts picture of a monkey]

[herm]

[posts picture of a monkey overlords]

[quote, edit last post]

[comment about correcting what you posted]

[thumb up]

[MendoDave]

[more seriously toned threats of thread locking based on sexuality/violence of above posts (again stating 'there's nothing wrong with that)]

[Restates previous opinion on those who appear to be superior to myself and hold positions of authority while peeking out from behind monkey mask]

[Goes off to oogle picture of Warren's bike while mulling over ways to "Stick it to the Man"]

[ZLTFUL]

[random +11tyb to some random post 3 pages back]

[ducatiz]

[comments that this thread has jumped the shark]

[Scottish]

[Quotes above post]

[Feels the need to provide visual and posts pic of the Fonz in the legendary act]

[Bendy]

[ignorant months-later thread resurrection caused by usage of the search function and failure to regard last post date]

[Drunken Monkey]

[overused internet meme expressing admiration for the above poster]

[Animated gif of a man clapping]