How drunk will you be this weekend? [POLL]

Started by SacDuc, May 23, 2008, 08:29:20 AM

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zarn02

i probably won't be drunk this weekend, but it's always a possibility.

now next weekend. oh yes.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

printman

I vote boobies, they make me smile



and drink only enough to stay mellllllooooooooo........ ;D
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m0t0g0th

Quote from: printman on May 23, 2008, 04:03:20 PM
I vote boobies, they make me smile



and drink only enough to stay mellllllooooooooo........ ;D

i have a friend who frequently uses "Sassy Eggs" as a user name, and yet i did not vote "Boobies".
i'm hoping for the full Huh? btd&iwjdndnh8d . . . [THUD] - on foot, or off the sofa with that THUD, of course.

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Tara: Hmm?
Willow: I wanna say bagel, but I think that was yesterday. You had two eggs sunny-side-up. I remember 'cause they were wiggling at me like little boobs.
Tara (grinning): Sassy eggs.
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aaronb

i have a 300-400 mile ride planed on sunday then when i get home i am going to a party, might be tough but i plan on getting trashed.  i have been dry for two weeks (dieting sucks but im back under 200lbs), and i really want to get drunk.  to prepare i bought a sixer for tonight (it's lakefront, sd.  mmm) to become re-acclimated, better safe than sorry, right
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teddy037.2

let's see... it's friday. so.. from here on out it's:

drink

sleep

work

drink/hockey game

sleep

work

drink...


I've detected a pattern, captian...

Duc L'Smart

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Rev. Millertime

I'll be pouring them down tomorrow.

One of three or four times a year I get fitshaced.

Tomorrow, a buddy and his wife are throwing a party for both birthdays and their anniversary.  3 for 1 party... gotta get wasted.

Plus, there will be a sh!t-load of people there I only get to see once a year.

Have a safe weekend everyone!
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Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

rgramjet

Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 23, 2008, 09:36:41 PM
I'll be pouring them down tomorrow.

One of three or four times a year I get fitshaced.

Tomorrow, a buddy and his wife are throwing a party for both birthdays and their anniversary.  3 for 1 party... gotta get wasted.

Plus, there will be a sh!t-load of people there I only get to see once a year.

Have a safe weekend everyone!

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TiNi

sounds like the gang's got some plans :)
have fun everyone   [beer]

SacDuc


SacDuc reporting sir.

How did your unit do SacDuc?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, sir.

Give me the full report Sac.

The mission got under way as scheduled when reinforcements arrived from the north. The fight was long. They just kept coming, one after the other. In the end, all bottles of wine were killed.

Did your unit suffer any casualties?

None fatal sir. Polpetta was injured and is still down. Medics are taking drastic measures involving asprin, water and cool wash clothes.

Will she make it?

Yes sir. Medics report that she should be ready for coffee therapy in an hour or two. She should be fine after that.

Good. We need your unit ready for action by 18:00 tonight. You will be spearheading the battle against the Beer Brigade. They will have air support from Hot Wings. It might get ugly.

We will be ready. We have allied ourselves with the local forces and we are prepared to call in additional reinforcements from the Drunken Dialing Division at any time.

Godspeed soldier. Dismissed.
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yamifixer

drinking buddy working, wife has a cold, drinking alone makes me sad so I'll not get silly.
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SacDuc

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teddy037.2

Quote from: SacDuc on May 25, 2008, 09:30:34 AM
HUNG.

OVER.

that just means it's time to start all over again. [evil]

I am way too sober right now.