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Reason 157.5 not to take your 911 swimming

Started by Porsche Monkey, September 15, 2009, 10:33:35 AM

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Porsche Monkey

September 15, 2009, 10:33:35 AM
This is what happens to the alarm control unit when you take your Porsche swimming   



Sorry for the IZ quality pics, that white fuzz is yummy corrosion where everything shorted out. 


Rust, I think this is self explanitory.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Scottish

#1
September 15, 2009, 10:39:07 AM
Sooooo..... that's bad then?  ???












[laugh]

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IZ

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September 15, 2009, 10:55:47 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on September 15, 2009, 10:33:35 AM
Sorry for the IZ quality pics, that white fuzz is yummy corrosion where everything shorted out. 


dammit!  >:(


That doesn't look good.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

zarn02

#3
September 15, 2009, 10:56:48 AM
Note to self: Porsche doesn't make boats.
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#4
September 15, 2009, 11:22:24 AM
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Porsche Monkey

#5
September 15, 2009, 11:38:25 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Porsche Monkey

#6
September 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
Quote from: IZ on September 15, 2009, 10:55:47 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on September 15, 2009, 10:33:35 AM
Sorry for the IZ quality pics, that white fuzz is yummy corrosion where everything shorted out. 


dammit!  >:(


That doesn't look good.


;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

brimo

#7
September 15, 2009, 12:30:20 PM
That'll buff right out.....
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From a story by RAT900
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Bick

#8
September 15, 2009, 12:34:10 PM
If Tom Cruise ever taught us anything...
Porsche 928 Sinking in Lake
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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#9
September 15, 2009, 01:35:55 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
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cbartlett419

#10
September 15, 2009, 09:44:16 PM
so man I gotta know, how in the hell did you diagnose that?

Speeddog

#11
September 15, 2009, 10:01:29 PM
Quote from: cbartlett419 on September 15, 2009, 09:44:16 PM
so man I gotta know, how in the hell did you diagnose that?

It probably sounded like bacon frying when he turned the key on.  [laugh]
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#12
September 16, 2009, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on September 15, 2009, 10:01:29 PM
It probably sounded like bacon frying when he turned the key on.  [laugh]
mmmmmmm........ [bacon]  [bow_down]

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#13
September 16, 2009, 04:19:10 AM
Quote from: cbartlett419 on September 15, 2009, 09:44:16 PM
so man I gotta know, how in the hell did you diagnose that?


Not really any diagnostical magic this time.  We had some serious rain over the weekend.  First time in months we have had any rain.  Unfortunatly for some of my customers it is very common for them to not have common sense.  We see this all the time and have two cars in for the same thing right now, both convertibles.  Usually they will leave the top down or drive through deep water, 6" or more.  Stick your hand behind the seat and if the carpets wet you can bet the alarm control unit is too.  When I started working on the car the windows would go up and down by themselves, the convertible top would not function, and of course the car would not start.  All have inputs in the alarm CU.  I unfastened the alarm and lifted it up while still plugged in and brown water poured out.  Then the convertible top started working.   ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Porsche Monkey

#14
September 16, 2009, 05:25:15 AM
Scratch that. We have four cars on the lot that got wet. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

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