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« on: September 22, 2009, 08:22:48 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 08:34:03 AM »

So you watched SNL, too.   laughingdp
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2009, 09:06:24 AM »

Another attempt to get banned?
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 12:24:55 PM »

Another attempt to get banned?

nope ... i didn't create the photo ... just linked to it  Roll Eyes

and in case your sensitive, your mom is cool, so no harm meant  Evil
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 12:34:51 PM »

and in case your sensitive, your mom is cool, so no harm meant  Evil

At least I can spell...
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 12:56:15 PM »

At least I can spell...

i can spell as well ... i just choose the wrong word sometimes ... asshat  Evil
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 01:02:15 PM »

i can spell as well ... i just choose the wrong word sometimes ... asshat  Evil

Funny, that's what your wife said.
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 02:01:47 PM »

Funny, that's what your wife said.

nice half-witty retort.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 02:02:06 PM »

Do you guys want to get a room?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2009, 02:05:45 PM »

Do you guys want to get a room?  Roll Eyes

Only if it has a well that I can throw him down.
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2009, 03:12:30 PM »

I'm sure you guys can hash it out on Thursday night.

No rings, no eye gouges, no weapons, keep it above the belt.

DQ - I recommend getting John to the dirt asap. Use your size to your advantage and follow through with simple ground and pound. Hammer punches are your friends.

John - DQ has you in size but I think you might have him in reach. Keep your distance, short jabs to the face. keep your feet lively. Try to wear him down and don't let him get into you. Once you have him slowed enough go for the submission.

Remember if it gets to the point where you pull a knife be prepared to use it. Nothing worse then getting stabbed with your own knife.
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2009, 04:07:30 PM »

I'm sure you guys can hash it out on Thursday night.

No rings, no eye gouges, no weapons, keep it above the belt.

DQ - I recommend getting John to the dirt asap. Use your size to your advantage and follow through with simple ground and pound. Hammer punches are your friends.

John - DQ has you in size but I think you might have him in reach. Keep your distance, short jabs to the face. keep your feet lively. Try to wear him down and don't let him get into you. Once you have him slowed enough go for the submission.

Remember if it gets to the point where you pull a knife be prepared to use it. Nothing worse then getting stabbed with your own knife.

fighting advice from someone who wears white boots?  Roll Eyes

naw ... if dq wants to take a swing at me, that's cool ... but i am pretty certain he can take the jokes as well as dish them out.

see you folks on thursday.
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2009, 04:12:46 PM »

YES! its ON!   ZG at sunset Thurs.



Taking bets.
who's in?

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Only problem is, every fight I've ever seen go down at ZG, the Tamale Lady got in on just for sport.
And she's scary fast with that left. Like a cannon that one. You don't want to know what she asks for mercy.
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2009, 04:19:04 PM »

fighting advice from someone who wears white boots?  Roll Eyes

naw ... if dq wants to take a swing at me, that's cool ... but i am pretty certain he can take the jokes as well as dish them out.

see you folks on thursday.

I'd kick you in the balls if you weren't a eunuch Grin
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'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2009, 04:58:52 PM »

Last time two of my friends were "joking" with one another eventually 1 pulled a knife on the other and cut the shit out of him. He's been in jail for about 5 years now.

Just saying, sometimes with just enough whiskey and beer things happen.
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