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« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2009, 07:19:21 AM »

I think there would be enough of us. Plus, you'd eventually tire out...


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« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2009, 07:25:01 AM »

I think there would be enough of us. Plus, you'd eventually tire out...

you better sedate me when the tape comes off.  laughingdp
nobody needs to hear me screaming like a little girl.

also remember this, i am smarter than a cat (usually) and have better long term memory. i can hold grudges for far longer. Angry
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« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2009, 07:28:35 AM »

nobody needs to hear me screaming like a little girl.

Need? No. But I'd die laughing if I heard it.
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« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2009, 07:29:49 AM »

I hope he is ass raped in the pokey

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« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2009, 07:41:04 AM »

only if you can hold me down long enough.

That should be easy if we give you enough booze Evil
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« Reply #50 on: September 30, 2009, 08:38:42 AM »

That should be easy if we give you enough booze Evil

keep in mind that after a little over half a bottle of rum i was still fine.

it take a bit of booze to knock me over.

and there is that short period where i'm invicible. then there's the longer period where i just think i am.

if i get taped, nakid is totally getting set on fire. and i'm using an accelerant.
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« Reply #51 on: September 30, 2009, 08:40:10 AM »

Sounds like a challenge to me

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« Reply #52 on: September 30, 2009, 08:41:12 AM »

Sounds like a challenge to me

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sounds like i better hope you all forget or i'm gonna get hurt.  laughingdp
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« Reply #53 on: September 30, 2009, 08:44:54 AM »

laughingdp

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DIMBY '10 offical post slogan "We tapped his frickin beard!"
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« Reply #54 on: September 30, 2009, 12:10:22 PM »

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DIMBY '09 official post slogan "We burned a frickin boat!"

DIMBY '10 offical post slogan "We tapped his frickin beard!"

"he screams like a little girl!"
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« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2009, 01:09:57 AM »

instead of taping the beard...

you guys could hold him down while i use a curling iron to give him beautiful, beard ringlet curls  laughingdp

the duct tape might rip his beard off...  Undecided

or we could just use that blue painter's tape  Evil
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« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2009, 01:32:41 AM »

instead of taping the beard...

you guys could hold him down while i use a curling iron to give him beautiful, beard ringlet curls  laughingdp

the duct tape might rip his beard off...  Undecided

or we could just use that blue painter's tape  Evil

it's so cute when you try to be mean and devious. Tongue
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now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2009, 05:52:59 AM »

while i would never do this to a cat (mainly out of fear of the cat freaking out and ripping my arms apart), i definitely laughed.
it might seem lowlife to us... but to some 13-16 year old kid who probably did this... it's probably just a case of "boys will be boys."

who amongst us hasn't shot at a squirrel with a BB gun, or something along those lines...
i understand it's different because this is/was someones PET, but i think people are overreacting a bit... let's focus our efforts on finding the rapists and dealers first..
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« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2009, 06:38:20 AM »

while i would never do this to a cat (mainly out of fear of the cat freaking out and ripping my arms apart), i definitely laughed.
it might seem lowlife to us... but to some 13-16 year old kid who probably did this... it's probably just a case of "boys will be boys."

who amongst us hasn't shot at a squirrel with a BB gun, or something along those lines...
i understand it's different because this is/was someones PET, but i think people are overreacting a bit... let's focus our efforts on finding the rapists and dealers first..

it's a very good point, but just remember that people who torture animals almost always move on to people later.

easier to remove a sapling than a fully grown tree.
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« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2009, 02:13:33 PM »

it's so cute when you try to be mean and devious. Tongue

 Grin mean... not so much... devious... definitely  Evil
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