DJ AM's Toxicology Report

Started by cyrus buelton, September 29, 2009, 06:59:33 PM

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My Dad actually had a patient that had an erection last longer than 3 hours.


I bet that was an interesting trip to the ER for that guy..............
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Quote from: ducatiz on October 01, 2009, 07:07:46 AM
Depends on the nurses

Yeah, if they like a 79 year old man with a boner................
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Quote from: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 04:49:42 AM
We couldn't think, in recent years, of a celebrity that died of an actual drug overdose be it heroin, cocaine, etc.


What's recent?

Def Leppard's guitar player drank himself to death about a decade or so ago.

Layne Staley (Alice in Chains singer) died of a heroin/cocaine (speedball) overdose in 2002.  :'(


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Quote from: Triple J on October 01, 2009, 07:39:24 AM
What's recent?

Def Leppard's guitar player drank himself to death about a decade or so ago.

Layne Staley (Alice in Chains singer) died of a heroin/cocaine (speedball) overdose in 2002.  :'(



Recent is 0-5 years.

I guess the point was most celebrity/famous people deaths have all been due to prescription medication verse shooting too much smack in your arm.
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Quote from: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 07:34:49 AM
Yeah, if they like a 79 year old man with a boner................

If he is John Holmes, maybe. 

and if you don't know, google it, stop bugging me with dumbass, easily googlable questions!   [laugh] [laugh]
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Quote from: ducatiz on October 01, 2009, 08:27:51 AM
If he is John Holmes, maybe. 

and if you don't know, google it, stop bugging me with dumbass, easily googlable questions!   [laugh] [laugh]


what's googlable mean?


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Quote from: KnightofNi on October 01, 2009, 09:37:03 AM

what's googlable mean?


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Quote from: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 07:43:59 AM
I guess the point was most celebrity/famous people deaths have all been due to prescription medication verse shooting too much smack in your arm.

OK, I thought you were talking about drugs in general, not just illegal drugs...
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Quote from: Mr. Exact on October 01, 2009, 10:08:19 AM
OK, I thought you were talking about drugs in general, not just illegal drugs...

well, technically they are illegal if he didn't have a prescription for them.


I was just speaking the common illegal (non-obtainable with a script) drugs


It just seems these idiots can't figure out the correct mixture of narcotics and benzo's
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Quote from: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 11:32:04 AM
It just seems these idiots can't figure out the correct mixture of narcotics and benzo's

I always sort of assumed the correct mixture of narcotics and benzos was 'none, do one or the other.'
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Quote from: zarn02 on October 01, 2009, 07:34:45 PM
I always sort of assumed the correct mixture of narcotics and benzos was 'none, do one or the other.'

BINGO!!!!!!!!

When I was on vicodin, I never touched my xanax.

Not a good idea. When you switch from one benzo, to another......throw the other out. I just did threw a bottle full of xanax away.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.


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Quote from: ducatiz on October 02, 2009, 06:45:58 AM
cyrus is the new piller

ouch, that is rough man. Really rough.

If I recall, don't you like the narcs?

I ain't no junky!!!!

I just get treated for anxiety. Big deal. The vicodin was from shoulder surgery in January
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