There was a guy a few days ago who had strapped MOTHER-EFFING PYTHONS to his MOTHER-EFFING ABDOMEN along with some geckos (not of the mother-effing variety) and tried to get through Norway Customs. I want to say he was coming from Denmark, but can't recall the news exactly.
Oh, and about the Volvo drivers... You remember those commercials they'd run where the drivers would do THE DUMBEST FECES IN THE WORLD? Ex. the female driver who drops something off the passenger seat and is rummaging around for it while she almost rear-ends a car... but the car's safety beeping feature saves her stupid ass! You also have the commercial where a couple is assumedly exceeding the speed limit in a race to make it to Pink's Famous Hot Dogs before they close. Again, the safety feature allows them to avoid a truck (but is immediately followed by the Volvo driver changing lanes and passing him like a twat).
I used to use the 405 occasionally, but no more. I have banned myself from its craptastic road surfacing, merge points, and drivers. Most of the bikes I used to see on there are pretty sweet, though.