"Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity..."

Started by zarn02, October 09, 2009, 11:58:28 AM

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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

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pills for to make happy fun time with wild american foxes.... you bet.
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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."


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Buckethead



"I never thought it would end this way, but I'd always really hoped!"
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

acalles

Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 03:03:19 PM


"I never thought it would end this way, but I'd always really hoped!"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

"the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

He Man

"If you are thinking this is a stunt you'd like to pull be forewarned. A dose of Viagra can cause acid indigestion, diarrhea, flushing, headache, and nasal congestion. Rare side effects of using Viagra may include blindness, heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure, asthma, and sudden death. That's from one pill. Taking a bottle is not a good idea. "


If I had to die living a normal life. Id want to die after nailing 2 hot chicks for 12 hours.

El Matador

Quote from: He Man on October 09, 2009, 05:46:19 PM
"If you are thinking this is a stunt you'd like to pull be forewarned. A dose of Viagra can cause acid indigestion, diarrhea, flushing, headache, and nasal congestion. Rare side effects of using Viagra may include blindness, heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure, asthma, and sudden death. That's from one pill. Taking a bottle is not a good idea. "


If I had to die living a normal life. Id want to die after nailing 2 hot chicks for 12 hours.

Hell make the beast with two backsing yeah. I mean, sex romp for 12 hours followed by winning  3K quid? He didn't die of a heart attack, his body was consumed by pure bliss

Buckethead

Quote from: El Matador on October 09, 2009, 06:03:23 PM
Hell make the beast with two backsing yeah. I mean, sex romp for 12 hours followed by winning  3K quid? He didn't die of a heart attack, his body was consumed by pure bliss

I say again:

Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
"I never thought it would end this way, but I'd always really hoped!"
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DoubleEagle

I took a Viagra once and besides a headache afterwards everything looked ....blue !

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