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"Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity..."
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Sergey Tuganov Dropped Dead After Sex And a Bottle of Viagra.
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pills for to make happy fun time with wild american foxes.... you bet.
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Good reference.
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Quote from: zarn02 on October 09, 2009, 11:10:28 AM
Good reference.
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Quote from: bobspapa on October 09, 2009, 11:06:19 AM
pills for to make happy fun time with wild american foxes.... you bet.
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If you gotta die doing something, I can't imagine that being my last choice!
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"I never thought it would end this way, but I'd always really hoped!"
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 02:03:19 PM
"I never thought it would end this way, but I'd always really hoped!"
"the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
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"the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Re: "Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity..."
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"If you are thinking this is a stunt you'd like to pull be forewarned. A dose of Viagra can cause acid indigestion, diarrhea, flushing, headache, and nasal congestion. Rare side effects of using Viagra may include blindness, heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure, asthma, and sudden death. That's from one pill. Taking a bottle is not a good idea. "
If I had to die living a normal life. Id want to die after nailing 2 hot chicks for 12 hours.
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Re: "Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity..."
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Quote from: He Man on October 09, 2009, 04:46:19 PM
"If you are thinking this is a stunt you'd like to pull be forewarned. A dose of Viagra can cause acid indigestion, diarrhea, flushing, headache, and nasal congestion. Rare side effects of using Viagra may include blindness, heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure, asthma, and sudden death. That's from one pill. Taking a bottle is not a good idea. "
If I had to die living a normal life. Id want to die after nailing 2 hot chicks for 12 hours.
Hell make the beast with two backsing yeah. I mean, sex romp for 12 hours followed by winning 3K quid? He didn't die of a heart attack, his body was consumed by pure bliss
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Quote from: El Matador on October 09, 2009, 05:03:23 PM
Hell make the beast with two backsing yeah. I mean, sex romp for 12 hours followed by winning 3K quid? He didn't die of a heart attack, his body was consumed by pure bliss
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Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 02:03:19 PM
"I never thought it would end this way, but I'd always really hoped!"
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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I took a Viagra once and besides a headache afterwards everything looked ....blue !
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Some things do not need to be shared with the class.
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Quote from: MrIncredible on October 09, 2009, 08:08:08 PM
Some things do not need to be shared with the class.
+100. Thank you.
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