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« Reply #1125 on: September 08, 2013, 08:15:33 PM »

So... BJJ.

My sister has taken BJJ classes for the last couple of years.

She's a twig of a woman. 5' 10", maybe 130 after a huge meal.

She starts going to BJJ classes.

She's not strong enough to just manhandle anyone, she's got to rely on technique. So she practices. A lot.

At one of the first lessons she went to they had a sort of mini-sparring session at the end to work on techniques they'd covered that day. Problem is, there's no one in her class who would make even a remotely "fair" match. She winds up paired with a guy who is easily 50 lbs heavier and has been taking classes there for a year or so. Needing to show off for his friends and demonstrate that this wee waif of a girl is no match for him, he starts tossing her around basically at will and muscling her into submissions.

After about the 3rd round of this, he gets bored and starts taking longer to acknowledge her "taps," wrenching on the holds just a little bit.

Finally she gets tired of it. She's not learning anything. He's just showing off and feeling his oats. So the next time he ignores one of her taps, she reaches out with her mouth, finds whatever she can get a hold of (turns out to be the inside of the guys upper arm) and chomps down as hard as she can. And drew blood. Through his gi.

Dude threw a hissy fit. Instructor just laughed and told him he deserved it and to stop being a douche bag.
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« Reply #1126 on: September 09, 2013, 09:20:00 AM »

I'm not the largest person in the world, actually pretty close to a midget, but I never found issues like what you described. Most people I rolled with would be patient and would give me tips, but eventually got bored. They were there to learn not to teach. That was my biggest complaint.
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« Reply #1127 on: September 09, 2013, 10:42:21 AM »

She lives in Vegas. The Douche Quotient there is off the charts.
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« Reply #1128 on: September 11, 2013, 10:21:47 PM »

As expected. Bunch of crying.  Roll Eyes

And Rousey isn't do her image any favors.
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« Reply #1129 on: September 12, 2013, 09:14:57 PM »

IIRC..Rousey is going to be in the next Expendables movie.  She's an actress now so of course she's going to give us a show.  Roll Eyes 
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« Reply #1130 on: September 18, 2013, 09:29:02 PM »

Rousey loses again. Rousey acts like white trash again. I think I'll just copy this post every week.
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« Reply #1131 on: September 21, 2013, 08:54:39 PM »

Jones had his hands full tonight, I didn't see it as unanimous, but that's how the judges voted if. The rematch is gonn be big money.  waytogo
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« Reply #1132 on: September 22, 2013, 10:34:33 PM »

I didn't see it but I was hoping to see Gustovson win.
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« Reply #1133 on: October 03, 2013, 03:37:46 AM »

Rousey loses again. Rousey acts like white trash again. I think I'll just copy this post every week.

^ this
Amazing how ugly a potentially pretty girl can be when she holds her face that way.
Her protagonist on the other hand, as tough as she is, is beautiful because she has a warmth and nurturing side for her team. That strength is beautiful.
My first boxing coach was one of the toughest men I have known (took out four guys once saving a girl from a rape attack), but was kind and gentle.

You gotta love the happy warrior, a sweetheart.
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« Reply #1134 on: October 03, 2013, 08:39:24 AM »

Rousey has a couple wins now but is still sour. She has to be regretting what this has done for her image. Her douchebag coach needs to shut his mouth.
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« Reply #1135 on: October 03, 2013, 08:49:10 AM »

I have to watch the last episode, but in general I try to skip directly to the fights.
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« Reply #1136 on: December 06, 2013, 09:24:49 PM »

Holy shit  Shocked Shocked Mark Hunt and Antonio 'Bigfoot ' Silva had a brutal make the beast with two backsing fight.  applause applause
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« Reply #1137 on: December 06, 2013, 09:59:09 PM »

Been busy but finally saw one fight from this season of TUF.

Can't wait to see Rousey/Tate Fight!

Will have to check out that Bigfoot fight now.
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« Reply #1138 on: December 14, 2013, 07:05:46 PM »

 Shocked That was quick!!
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« Reply #1139 on: December 28, 2013, 10:15:07 PM »

Ugh.  Shocked vomit
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