my carbon footprint in their ass

[Grampa]

http://www.pawnation.com/2009/10/22/time-to-eat-the-dog-just-think-about-it-say-sustainable-livin/?icid=main

[JEFF_H]

And BP's house has the same carbon footprint of several small countries.   

[Grampa]

And BP's house has the same carbon footprint of several small countries.   

damn skippy 

[Porsche Monkey]

http://www.pawnation.com/2009/10/22/time-to-eat-the-dog-just-think-about-it-say-sustainable-livin/?icid=main

Wow

[Howie]

Adopting a bunch of abandoned, unfortunate or mistreated pets is not the same as buying a high priced pedigree animal for the sake of being cool.  

[Speedbag]

Last weekend I winterized my '67 Cougar, part of which consisted of dumping in the appropriate amount of StaBil. And then a test drive, during which many full throttle romps were necessary to ensure that the float bowls were replenished fully with stabilized fuel. Said Cougar has dual quads. My carbon footprint was huge during that half hour.

[Monsterlover]

^

That's some good work right there.

[thumbup]

[ducpainter]

Last weekend I winterized my '67 Cougar, part of which consisted of dumping in the appropriate amount of StaBil. And then a test drive, during which many full throttle romps were necessary to ensure that the float bowls were replenished fully with stabilized fuel. Said Cougar has dual quads. My carbon footprint was huge during that half hour.

390?

[He Man]

My body doesnt absorb lactose that well. So a cup of milk translates to 2lbs of Green House Gases over the course of 2 hours.

Dont ask how i get 2lbs of gas from 12oz of milk.

Also, my dog does not have a large carbon footprint because i feed him my left over food which coincidentally also has a low carbon footprint because i eat pet dogs for dinner.

Yes i am chinese and i like to eat puppies. chow time pregnant dog.

[Kopfjäger]

What will the tree huggers think about that article? 

[Drjones]

I think just for them I could turn canibal.  Wonder what the carbon offset would be for eating filet de Vales for a year instead of my normal beef, chicken and pork?

[Grampa]

Adopting a bunch of abandoned, unfortunate or mistreated pets is not the same as buying a high priced pedigree animal for the sake of being cool.  

Just  owning one Sami Squirrel leaves the same carbon footprint as does driving one 1973 GMC Suburban for an entire year (with the a/c on)

[NAKID]

How many does he own now? 6?

[teddy037.2]

but pigs aren't approved pets in my assoc. what am I going to doooooooooooooo?

[Buckethead]

I've always figured that the best thing I could do for the environment (and society as a whole) is to never have kids.

My carbon footprint will pretty much die with me.

To that end: a local radio station had a contest last year where they asked people to submit pics of them doing something good for the environment. Some friends and I basically staged a murder. The pics we submitted showed us kidnapping a person from the local Dunkin Donuts, taking him out into a field, shooting him and burying him in a shallow grave. (All fake, of course. We're not THAT sick.) In our submission email, I stated that by eliminating this person from society, I was effectively eliminating his carbon footprint forever. The final photo showed the three of us together (me, the victim, and the cameraman) proving that it was a hoax.

Alas, we did not win. But we did get a letter, signed by all of the DJ's, stating that ours was the most original (and disturbing!) entry received. While they all enjoyed it, they didn't feel that it was something they could post on their website as a "good example."