What if we sold our motorcycles and got one of these. We could take turns.

[Desmostro]

Robotic Arm Ride
http://www.break.com/amp/robotic-arm-ride.html

[lauramonster]

Rather rent it for the weekend and put out a colorful, killer lunch spread. 

extra points for those who identify the food as it comes back up

[abby normal]

legoland in san diego has 4 of those.  the 'rider' gets to choose a barf level from 1 (just a little) to
4 (pretty much everything you've eaten for the past 6 months or so).