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Started by ducpainter, October 22, 2009, 03:46:58 PM

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#15
October 23, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
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#16
October 23, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
Some stuff you just can't make up.

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erkishhorde

#17
October 23, 2009, 11:56:07 AM
If the police are sticking fliers in people's mail boxes, isn't that illegal? I thought you weren't allowed to stick anything in someone's mailbox unless it's posted mail and you're a mailman.
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#18
October 23, 2009, 12:41:17 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on October 23, 2009, 11:56:07 AM
If the police are sticking fliers in people's mail boxes, isn't that illegal? I thought you weren't allowed to stick anything in someone's mailbox unless it's posted mail and you're a mailman.

Correct. You're not allowed to stuff things in other peoples boxes without their consent.
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#19
October 23, 2009, 01:26:07 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on October 23, 2009, 12:41:17 PM
Correct. You're not allowed to stuff things in other peoples boxes without their consent.


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#20
October 23, 2009, 02:40:26 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on October 23, 2009, 11:56:07 AM
If the police are sticking fliers in people's mail boxes, isn't that illegal? I thought you weren't allowed to stick anything in someones mailbox unless it's posted mail and you're a mailman.

If that's what they are doing they are opening a big door for people to accuse him of seeing him naked just to jump on the band wagon to maybe get some fame or money out of it.

There is so many better things the police can be doing to help the comminty rather than this.. sigh
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#21
October 23, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
If he lives next to a stop where children PICK UP BUSES, I'd be more worried about the falling buses. I'm just sayin'...  [thumbsup]
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#22
October 23, 2009, 05:23:14 PM
Quote from: Pip on October 23, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
If he lives next to a stop where children PICK UP BUSES, I'd be more worried about the falling buses. I'm just sayin'...  [thumbsup]

Besides, if the kids are strong enough to be picking up buses, then they're strong enough to see a naked man without being scarred for life.

Stupid country... [roll]
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#23
October 23, 2009, 05:29:58 PM
it's just stupid.  living in manhattan you'd see at least 2 dicks a week that you didn't want to see and usually about 1 guy taking a shit on the sidewalk per month.  it just blows my mind that this idiot woman "saw a naked man" and called the police.

seems to me unless he was waving his johnson at her or stuffing a ferret up his ass they could just walk to the other side of the street and yell "asshole" or something and be done with it.

lame lame lame.
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#24
October 23, 2009, 07:57:30 PM
seems to me unless he was waving his johnson at her or stuffing a ferret up his ass they could just walk to the other side of the street and yell "asshole" or something and be done with it.

Thanks, first out loud laugh I've had today. [thumbsup]

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#25
October 24, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
We are a nation founded by puritans after all and we have been struggling against that ever since.  Oh and nannies too.
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#26
October 24, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Only in America  [roll]





(if it was the other way around he would be arrested for peeping?)
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#27
October 24, 2009, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: stopintime on October 24, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Only in America  [roll]





(if it was the other way around he would be arrested for peeping?)
exactly
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#28
October 24, 2009, 04:50:02 PM
you mean if he was naked while looking in at her making coffee, or...never mind

he would indeed have been arrested, no matter what the circumstances
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#29
October 24, 2009, 05:02:34 PM
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