I just ate duck tongue.

Started by Mad Duc, October 26, 2009, 10:33:26 AM

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Mad Duc



It was by far the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten.   [puke] It smelled like wet cat food and probably tasted about the same. It had a weird texture - like a bunch of fried threads.  A guy I work with went to China and brought it back. Seriously, never eat this. It's horrible.  [puke]
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Grampa

you do realize that Chinese people giggle every time somebody buys and eats this kind of stuff.


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Gator

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but that doesn't say tongue on the package....






It says dong.

Grampa

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So I went solo.  -Me

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He Man

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I still think it taste like shit though. :P

Goat_Herder

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Quote from: Mad Duc on October 26, 2009, 10:33:26 AM


It was by far the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten.   [puke] It smelled like wet cat food and probably tasted about the same. It had a weird texture - like a bunch of fried threads.  A guy I work with went to China and brought it back. Seriously, never eat this. It's horrible.  [puke]

Why did you put that thing in your mouth?  No offense to the Chineie but I wouldn't put anything made in China in my mouth...
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I was thinking Duck Labia Majora....
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Quote from: rgramjet on October 26, 2009, 01:35:13 PM
I was thinking Duck Labia Majora....
Yes!!! I mean, that's disgusting.
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Quote from: yuu on October 26, 2009, 01:23:35 PM
Remember the creepy crawlies they put in peoples ears in (the movie) Star Trek II? You ate one of those


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Quote from: bobspapa on October 26, 2009, 10:36:17 AM
you do realize that Chinese people giggle every time somebody buys and eats this kind of stuff.




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superjohn

A lot of the less anglo-ized asian food has a weird texture to me. I gotta think duck tongue out of a foil package would suck, but probably would try it if someone's grandmother made it for me.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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-Marcus Luttrell