meatloaf (the singer, not the food) question

Started by KnightofNi, November 05, 2009, 08:59:50 AM

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i know, it seems odd that somone would have a question about him.

my friend and i were eating lunch and "i would do anything for love" started playing.
this started a debate as to what exactly it is that he wouldn't do for love, but after some reconsideration and encouragement from the woman, he eventually would do.

the discussion ranged from taking out the garbage to taking it up the ass (him, not her)
my theory is that she really likes certain sexual acts that are outside the realm of normal up to and including small furry animals.
my buddies believes that something he won't do is the devils 3-way.

i'm interested to hear your thoughts on the matter. please discuss.
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Quote from: Mr. Exact on November 05, 2009, 10:48:32 AM
Ask a question, derby shall deliver the answer...

i expected that answer from you, not derby!   :P

and that answer totally isn't as funny. derby, go take you "real" answers elsewhere please!
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Pip

That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]
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Quote from: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]


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Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on November 05, 2009, 12:32:55 PM

You don't like pant suits?   [cheeky]

No... especially if they contain Clinton. LOL (Not political... I promise.  ;D Just a general dislike.)
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Quote from: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]

bill clinton sang that song too? ???
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

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Quote from: Pip on November 05, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
That (in the song) is Hillary Clinton.

Even her husband won't do that. :shudders:  [puke]

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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

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Quote from: Mr. Exact on November 06, 2009, 06:31:39 AM
Yeah, but you'd let her blow you....


Maybe.


Didn't Eddie Murphy get a hummer from a tranny once...?
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.