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Re: Where the hell is Mom?
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May 26, 2008, 09:36:08 PM »
a) he fell into the fish pond and drowned - lowest probability
2) he is hanging out over at TOB - low probability
III) he actually has a life
- j/k
four) he was seriously disappointed by the behavior of folks with regard to TOB, and he is on strike - moderate possibility
e) his computer is broken - most likely
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May 27, 2008, 12:22:05 AM »
<stumbles into the room>
<shits on maurice's bed>
where am I?
and who are all you people?
has anyone seen my sock?
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May 27, 2008, 05:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 12:22:05 AM
<stumbles into the room>
<shits on maurice's bed>
where am I?
and who are all you people?
has anyone seen my sock?
I had him chained to my bed.
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Mother
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Re: Where the hell is Mom?
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May 27, 2008, 05:40:14 AM »
I was warm and happy
can I go back?
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Re: Where the hell is Mom?
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May 27, 2008, 05:42:03 AM »
Giggle. Only if you're good.
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May 27, 2008, 05:49:07 AM »
Quote from: JBubble on May 27, 2008, 05:42:03 AM
Giggle. Only if you're good.
damn
I don't wanna be
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Re: Where the hell is Mom?
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May 27, 2008, 07:25:40 AM »
i dont get it.
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Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 07:25:40 AM
i dont get it.
I pooped on your bed
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Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 07:37:53 AM
I pooped on your bed
When I was sleeping?
Did you get any on Cierra?
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Mother
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Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 07:57:17 AM
When I was sleeping?
Did you get any on Cierra?
she told me to do it
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Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:06:53 AM
she told me to do it
My mom did?
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Re: Where the hell is Mom?
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Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 08:18:18 AM
My mom did?
Cierra is your mom?
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Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:33:15 AM
Cierra is your mom?
she is going to be a mom, but your
my
current mother. btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?
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Re: Where the hell is Mom?
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May 27, 2008, 08:39:19 AM »
Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 08:35:07 AM
she is going to be a mom, but your
my
current mother. btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?
that is seriously make the beast with two backsed up dewd
you're not right in your head
I am your mother
go take a time out
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