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Started by Jaman, November 12, 2009, 12:15:54 PM

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Jaman

November 12, 2009, 12:15:54 PM
prolly s/b in Misc 4 sale/wanted...

lauramonster

#1
November 12, 2009, 12:23:49 PM
writing too small.  please post link.  Thanks!
Frickin' snow!

herm

#2
November 12, 2009, 12:31:58 PM
right click/view image/ click to magnify.....

seem a little overpriced to me.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

angler

#3
November 12, 2009, 12:33:35 PM
I guess I make the beast with two backsed up - I had to pay a ton of money to get rid of the last one.  Had I known I could have sold her.......
996 forks, BoomTubes, frame sliders, CRG bar-end mirrors, vizitech integrated tail light, rizoma front turn signals, rizoma grips, cycle cat multistrada clip ons, pantah belt covers - more to come

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. H. L. Mencken

CMDRDAVE

#4
November 12, 2009, 12:51:00 PM
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Goat_Herder

#5
November 12, 2009, 01:21:59 PM
LOL @ "1973 Wide Body".  Did the owner get her with the wide body kit already on or installed the wide body kit after purchase?  And what's up with "rear end recently overhauled"?  Was her rear end involved in an accident?  Was the original rear seal broken or punctured?

[laugh]
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

Monsterlover

#6
November 12, 2009, 01:34:37 PM
awesome
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Fresh Pants

#7
November 12, 2009, 03:51:07 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on November 12, 2009, 01:21:59 PM
LOL @ "1973 Wide Body".  Did the owner get her with the wide body kit already on or installed the wide body kit after purchase?  And what's up with "rear end recently overhauled"?  Was her rear end involved in an accident?  Was the original rear seal broken or punctured?

[laugh]


and...

"will trade for late model Ducati"  [laugh]
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

Gator

#8
November 12, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
I'd take Kathleen for a test ride.
;)

the other do seem overpriced.

herm

#9
November 13, 2009, 03:03:39 AM
Quote from: 13 on November 12, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
I'd take Kathleen for a test ride.
;)

the other do seem overpriced.


overpriced or not........most test rides are free.
you just gotta convince the seller...
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Johnny OrganDonor

#10
November 13, 2009, 06:11:44 AM
Quote from: angler on November 12, 2009, 12:33:35 PM
I guess I make the beast with two backsed up - I had to pay a ton of money to get rid of the last one.  Had I known I could have sold her.......

Instead of trying to sell, you can usually do better by parting them out.

Raux

#11
November 13, 2009, 07:24:33 AM
trust me, once you put aftermarket parts in, they don't come out.

herm

#12
November 13, 2009, 09:39:16 AM
Quote from: Raux on November 13, 2009, 07:24:33 AM
trust me, once you put aftermarket parts in, they don't come out.

sure, when you do major engine/frame work. but i would definitely try and sell the bling separately
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Jaman

#13
November 13, 2009, 10:02:18 AM
I showed this to my wife yesterday, and she brought up an excellent point that there should also be one for women who wish to sell their husbands and their bikes... and this would have been her ad after me breaking my arm a few years back on my dirtbike...

"I can see you, oops, I mean it now...
An anonymous man with cast covered arm, leg, and a helmet with bandages coming out of the bottom, and a wrecked motorcycle right beside you, oops,  I mean him...
Free to a good home, loyal, house broken, also broken...arm and leg, loved, great with kids. Includes toys and current place of living, the dog house..."

I love that woman.
;D

eichh

#14
November 14, 2009, 04:53:49 AM
"White with red interior" thats some funny shit right there.
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