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Porsche Monkey

November 19, 2009, 08:53:32 AM
Damn 20 year old kid came into the dealership last night and bought a Panamera 4S, a 911S, and a Cayman S.  Wtf [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

VisceralReaction

#1
November 19, 2009, 09:03:01 AM
make the beast with two backs me what was the total number of bills on that purchase?!!!! :P
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

El Matador

#2
November 19, 2009, 09:08:13 AM
Dammit!

I'm in the wrong make the beast with two backsing line of work.

angler

#3
November 19, 2009, 09:12:16 AM
Did the bills have white powder on them?
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rgramjet

#4
November 19, 2009, 09:27:15 AM
Can you say Ovarian Lottery winner!!??
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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bluemoco

#5
November 19, 2009, 09:29:27 AM
Quote from: angler on November 19, 2009, 09:12:16 AM
Did the bills have white powder on them?

[laugh]

20yo?  I'd guess it was some sort of inheritance/trust fund deal.
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"America is all about speed.  Hot, nasty, badass speed." --Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936

spolic

#6
November 19, 2009, 09:30:02 AM
Your talking about the little scale cars right?
He man, where are all the ads?

metallimonster

#7
November 19, 2009, 09:30:19 AM
I feel you dude.

When I worked at an Audi dealer I was pretty much Graham Rahl's pregnant dog.  He had a few Audi's a couple of Porche's and a Lambo along with a bunch of others.  Put 2 clutches in his special made RS4 dark.
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Pip

#8
November 19, 2009, 09:55:19 AM
If he ruins even one of those cars, so help me...  [bang] [bang]
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Porsche Monkey

#9
November 19, 2009, 10:16:32 AM
Total bill was probably close to $300,000.  And no they were not the toy type.   [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Super T.I.B

#10
November 19, 2009, 10:22:52 AM
FML

:'(

causeofkaos

#11
November 19, 2009, 02:22:05 PM
Favorite convo i read on this board
"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
"F**K U IT HAPPENED"

Suzuki Blvd M109R " Sliver " = assassinated by cager
PW 696 " Pearl " = traded in
M1100 " Loki " = Viking God of mischief ( Goddess in this case )
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty pristine body, but rather to come in sliding sideways all used up screaming F*CK YEAH WHAT A RDIE!!

Statler

#12
November 19, 2009, 03:22:13 PM
why does nobody wish him happiness with his new toys?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

mitt

#13
November 19, 2009, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: Statler on November 19, 2009, 03:22:13 PM
why does nobody wish him happiness with his new toys?

his age

displaying excess

unlikely to have earned $300k on his own

our jealously



mitt

Popeye the Sailor

#14
November 19, 2009, 03:47:23 PM
Quote from: Statler on November 19, 2009, 03:22:13 PM
why does nobody wish him happiness with his new toys?

<pout>
Because he won't share.
</pout>
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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