Take my wife ... please.

[Mad Mal]

Well my wife to be ( in two weeks time  ) bought me my S4R for our engagement present in return she got a big fat ring to the same value as the bike, we both win 

[rgramjet]

MOTORCYCLE, you pervs.  I'm 6'3" and she's 5'10", so the Monster isn't the best for two-up riding, but she still wants me to keep mine.  Cruiser, here I come.

Im checking out VTX1800s for the exact same reason.  

[Desmostro]

OMG! D!  wtf ? 

Sounds familiar.

After we got married, husband took out a large life insurance policy on me, bought me new levers, put them on, then left the country on a business trip.

It was a few days later when trying to do an emergency stop that I discovered they weren't quite adjusted right and the brake wouldn't fully engage...luckily only resulting in a very minor wreck.

[Popeye the Sailor]

OMG! D!  wtf ? 

What? Nature takes forever.

[duczilla]

the x-dragon. All I can say is " If i'd a shot her when I met her, I'd be out of prison by now". Not much for bikes or the other necessities of sanity.

[LA]

my wife is not repulsed by me... and told me to get the 1098
she is the awesome

My wife is awesome too.  She gave me some numbers like that.  She said I should eat a 357.

Your wife doesn't hate you yet?  Give her time. She will.   

LA

[Bun-bun]

Wife and I have an agreement; she spends her money on whatever she wants, I spend my money on whatever I want. Seperate accounts all the way down the line. It's worked for twenty years now.
I walked in the other day, "I bought another motorcycle."
"That's nice, dear."

[DucofWestwood]

LOL!!!

[Jungle]

My wife, beautiful, stunning model material. Guys looking all the time and whispering to each other!!!
A 4WD pulled up in my drive way with a race trailer connected to the tow bar.  I rush out of the house and lowered the trailers tail gate, my eyes popping out of my head as I was looking at the 1198R strapped down and I looked around the trailer at all the other goodies hanging and the boxes of boots and a helmet then a guy tapped me on my shoulder and said sign here, I signed, he handed me a birthday card that read "to my darling husband may all your dreams come true" I had tears in my eyes and I was thinking my wife she is so beautiful as I walked around to the front of the trailer to help the guy remove it from the 4WD. I started tugging and pushing and tugging and pushing then suddenly my wife yells out " what the hell are you doing to the blankets" I WOKE UP!! 

[rgramjet]

LMAO!!

[fastwin]

My wife, beautiful, stunning model material. Guys looking all the time and whispering to each other!!!
A 4WD pulled up in my drive way with a race trailer connected to the tow bar.  I rush out of the house and lowered the trailers tail gate, my eyes popping out of my head as I was looking at the 1198R strapped down and I looked around the trailer at all the other goodies hanging and the boxes of boots and a helmet then a guy tapped me on my shoulder and said sign here, I signed, he handed me a birthday card that read "to my darling husband may all your dreams come true" I had tears in my eyes and I was thinking my wife she is so beautiful as I walked around to the front of the trailer to help the guy remove it from the 4WD. I started tugging and pushing and tugging and pushing then suddenly my wife yells out " what the hell are you doing to the blankets" I WOKE UP!!