The side hug... another sign the apocalypse is fast approaching!

Started by Oldfisti, December 03, 2009, 04:09:49 AM

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Oldfisti

This is too make the beast with two backsed up not to share.


Yes these guys are for real.  :-\


Please no religion bashing on this one.


Oh yeah, and no front hugs and no kissin' (but gunshots are ok)


Christian Side Hug


YIKES!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Slide Panda

Well, their musical production values are pretty good... But the concept's a little lost to me, yes they are 'Ruff Ri(y)ders' but they can't hug a girl...? What about Moms? Moms are girls... would I have to side hug my mom? Any concept taken to such an extreme no matter what the source just get's ridiculous...

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Oldfisti

Apparently these guys forgot that side hug = side boob.


FAIL!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Holden

Looks like it was for a summer camp or something where they give a big "PDA" lecture...

Gotta find ways to manage a thousand horny teens or else parents won't comply and they lose their cash cow.

KnightofNi

holy crap...that was real. it wasn't a joke.


i forgot how deep it went when i got out of hardcore religion.
i grew up with stuff liek that (minus the rap, because the rap would be evil)
it really freaks me out to see it again and to know that people are practically brainwashed by it.



i'm just glad i got to see the world without blinders before i die.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Kopfjäger

Quote from: Holden on December 03, 2009, 10:18:24 AM
Looks like it was for a summer camp or something where they give a big "PDA" lecture...

Gotta find ways to manage a thousand horny teens or else parents won't comply and they lose their cash cow.

So having a bunch of idots doing some bullshit rap song is the way to go?
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Holden

Quote from: kopfjäger on December 03, 2009, 08:37:22 PM
So having a bunch of idots doing some bullshit rap song is the way to go?
[laugh]

Must be some kind of otherworldly conspiracy to get kids to realize how ridiculous that is and try extra hard to break the rules... I know I did.

â€"my only explanation.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Slide Panda

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 03, 2009, 10:03:23 AM
I prefer the back hug, after all, WWSDD?  ;D
Anal! ~ Of course

Quote from: Holden on December 03, 2009, 10:18:24 AM
Looks like it was for a summer camp or something where they give a big "PDA" lecture...

Gotta find ways to manage a thousand horny teens or else parents won't comply and they lose their cash cow.
Ever seen 'Saved'?
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Holden


cokey

I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Pakhan

If you side hug someone don't they end up with a hand full of crotch if their not hugging back?
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Slide Panda

Ah, you're a low hugger... But yeah, if you hug at 'normal' height, don't you get a handful of boob? Hmm if so, I might have to change my opinion of the side hug.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.