The Wife Caught Me

Started by DucNaked, December 12, 2009, 06:17:36 PM

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DucNaked

I just got a m1100s and only got to ride it for a day before I had to put it away for winter. So there it sits in my basement all shiny and new, I just couldn't help myself. I threw a leg over and just sat on my new ride, when a voice from behind said "what are you doing?" She cuaght me. I felt like a little kid with a new toy, I didn't tell that wasn't the first time I went for a pretend ride. Can't wait for spring!!!!
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

Buckethead

Does she have battery-operated "toys?"

If so, then you're square.

If not?

You're so make the beast with two backsed.
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Moses

Same thing happened with me and my NSX. She tells everyone that story when they ask how much I love the car.  ;D

Nothing like the first day, especially when you get what you've always wanted.

Have fun with her. [clap]

ducatiz

well, at least you weren't reenacting a scene from Equus with it
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DuciD03

Quote from: Obsessed? on December 12, 2009, 06:31:13 PM
Does she have battery-operated "toys?"

If so, then you're square.

If not?

You're so make the beast with two backsed.

............LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!

[clap]

;D

[laugh]

[cheeky]

[popcorn]
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Scottish

They get used to it after they catch you often enough. I rebuilt my Monster after a frame crushing wreck, so there were many imaginary rides before the real thing ever happened. My wife just rolls her eye's now.

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DRKWNG

Quote from: ducatiz on December 12, 2009, 07:10:00 PM
well, at least you weren't reenacting a scene from Equus with it

That is so wrong.   [laugh]

DucNaked

It looks like I have to find a copy of this movie.
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

ducatiz

Read the synopsis online.  It is so apropos
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Michael


DRKWNG

Quote from: rollout on December 13, 2009, 02:31:04 AM
It looks like I have to find a copy of this movie.

There was an actual movie?  I saw it as a play back in the early 90's.  Good thing it was mostly the artsy type there, as the lead male character would not have lived it down otherwise. 

RavnMonster

were you making the vrrrrrroooommmmmmm!!!  noises too?
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DucNaked

 [moto] only in my mind  [moto]
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

DucNaked

Quote from: DRKWNG on December 13, 2009, 07:04:26 AM
There was an actual movie?  I saw it as a play back in the early 90's.  Good thing it was mostly the artsy type there, as the lead male character would not have lived it down otherwise. 
Sorry I though it was movie, I looked it up and it's a play. But you already knew that.
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

hoyden

Quote from: rollout on December 13, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
Sorry I though it was movie, I looked it up and it's a play. But you already knew that.
FWIW, there is a movie of it made in 1977 directed by Sydney Lumet:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075995/
I haven't seen it in years, but from what I remember, the film was quite well done.
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