Pet Peave (Rant Incoming)

[Oldfisti]

^^^^   

[tcspeedfreak]

one of our boaters can somehow get it on the ceiling, dont know how he manages it.  we even know who he is other boaters have complained about him and people i work with have appearently witnessed it first hand.  i dont ever want to step foot on his boat after seeing what he can do to a big bathroom

[MendoDave]

Also, an idea I have been promoting:  all rants should be delivered in haiku format.  I have taken the liberty of composing one for you.

"Taco stomach art,
My canvas in your shitter"
Jackson Pollock's ass

I think Not. Because it goes against my goal of trying to communicate more effectively, instead of just blurting out separate, loosely connected thoughts.  You should start a Haiku thread if that's what you want.

[LA]

I must say this is as strange a topic as any in quite a while.

I count out loud laughs every day, because it's a finite resource and good for us.

I just got a couple of days worth here. 



LA

[KnightofNi]

i'm lactose intolerant. i don't always catch what is in what i'm eating or sometimes lactose is added to things for coloring (french fries for example) i have assploded all over a couple of bathrooms, you know when it happens.

that guys is just too lazy and inconsiderate to clean up after himself. at least wipe the seat down.


the random haiku wednesday thread will be brought back on weds if i'm not too busy at work =)

[Oldfisti]

My nickname for corn is "meal tracer"

[Speedbag]

one of our boaters can somehow get it on the ceiling

I've textured many a bowl to date, but I can't say any of it ever ventured north of the seat or outside said bowl.....

[tcspeedfreak]

I've textured many a bowl to date, but I can't say any of it ever ventured north of the seat or outside said bowl.....

+1

[KnightofNi]

I've textured many a bowl to date, but I can't say any of it ever ventured north of the seat or outside said bowl.....

i can't figure out how it would get on the cieling unless they fell over.

i've lost a couple of photo finishes and missed the bowl 

[angler]

I'll never forget a jr. high spring break in Puerto Penasco, Sonora.  My family always stayed in a campground with quarter operated showers.  My cousin and I went in for our daily shower and it was the most disgusting thing we have ever seen.  There was shit all over the place.  One stall the toilet was filled up out of the bowl and the second nearly so.  Shitty footprints all over between the two stalls and then into the shower stall.  I don't know how that guy lived actually.  Had I not been about ready to puke, I would have looked more closely to see if the dude lost any organs.  I bet there was shit on the ceiling on that one 'cause it looked like the cat had fallen and slid between stalls and the shower. Needless to say we didn't shower until maintenance had hosed the place down.  Thank god for the powers of Mexican pine sol and bleach.

Ol' Montezuma must have been pretty pissed at that guy.....

[KnightofNi]

I'll never forget a jr. high spring break in Puerto Penasco, Sonora.  My family always stayed in a campground with quarter operated showers.  My cousin and I went in for our daily shower and it was the most disgusting thing we have ever seen.  There was shit all over the place.  One stall the toilet was filled up out of the bowl and the second nearly so.  Shitty footprints all over between the two stalls and then into the shower stall.  I don't know how that guy lived actually.  Had I not been about ready to puke, I would have looked more closely to see if the dude lost any organs.  I bet there was shit on the ceiling on that one 'cause it looked like the cat had fallen and slid between stalls and the shower. Needless to say we didn't shower until maintenance had hosed the place down.  Thank god for the powers of Mexican pine sol and bleach.

Ol' Montezuma must have been pretty pissed at that guy.....

2 words...

eww EWWW

[angler]

2 words...

eww EWWW

Its rare that I whip out that story because it is completely disgusting.  But when someone whipped out corn and ceiling spackle, I figured it was fair game......

[sno_duc]

Ok if NWS = not work safe.
Then what is this thread, N?S. Haven't figured out what the ? is.
Not after meals for damn sure.

[tcspeedfreak]

Ok if NWS = not work safe.
Then what is this thread, N?S. Haven't figured out what the ? is.
Not after meals for damn sure.

N.S.P.S.
Not
Sober
People
Safe

[Bun-bun]

This thread is useless without pictures

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!