Pet Peave (Rant Incoming)

[ZLTFUL]

This is for you Mr. Explosive Diarrhea shitting everyday in the restroom person. I am so glad that you can spackle the back and sides of the toilet daily to make it impossible to use until the cleanup crew comes in the following night with hazmat suits and calls in the CDC to help with cleanup.

I mean seriously? As much as you get on the toilet, the seat and the stall walls surrounding said toilet, it is impossible that you haven't spackled your own body as well. So here we have your shit-fest that you left in the stall for everyone else to admire but you are also walking around somewhere in this building or out in the trade covered in your own shit.

I mean seriously...who DOES that??!!

[NAKID]

There was a guy at work who used to do that. We called him the phantom shitter. We never found out for sure who he was, but the person we suspected transferred and it stopped...

[Randimus Maximus]

Says the guy who single-handedly plugged up my shitter.

[angler]

Says the guy who single-handedly plugged up my shitter.

If you're sticking your hand in that far, you're doing it wrong.

[Rev. Millertime]

If you're sticking your hand in that far, you're doing it wrong.

+11tyb

[mitt]

We had one too.  I swear, his assh0le was half way up his back.


mitt

[superjohn]

  OMG I am not the only one!!!!

We had some guy who could apparently defecate with such force, such extreme velocity that it would actual splash up onto the bottom of the seat.

Completely foul and disgusting. And why is the corporate restroom the worst ventilated room in the entire building? There are smells that stay there for weeks.

[ZLTFUL]

As you can see Randy, that while you may not have my back, Angler and Wade do.  (we really need that twofinger emoticon here)



It's amazing how much distance and coverage he can get. I assume he is hoovering when he goes otherwise, there is no explanation on how he can cover the seat as well as he does.
I suspect it may be one of the owners...

[Howie]

 

[Nitewaif]

Is he one of the asian-types who stand/squat on the seat and let fly?   That could explain it.  We had a patient from China once whose dad was one of those...and who had intestinal worms.  The nurse who walked in after him nearly needed resuscitation.   

[Grampa]

try working with people who have just come from south of the border where toilet paper is routinely placed next to the pot...and not in it

[krolik]

There was a guy at work who used to do that. We called him the phantom shitter. We never found out for sure who he was, but the person we suspected transferred and it stopped...

Dude! When I was in the Army in Wiesbaden Germany, we had a phantom shitter too! First it was the toilet, then the stall, then the latrine floor, and finally the 1st Sergeant's desk!   We never figured it out, the same thing happend, the shitting stopped after the main suspect transfered, so either it was him or the phantom shitter quit while he was ahead.

[il d00d]

My pet peave peeve is spelling  

Also, an idea I have been promoting:  all rants should be delivered in haiku format.  I have taken the liberty of composing one for you.

"Taco stomach art,
My canvas in your shitter"
Jackson Pollock's ass

[teddy037.2]

Also, an idea I have been promoting:  all rants should be delivered in haiku format.  I have taken the liberty of composing one for you.

"Taco stomach art,
My canvas in your shitter"
Jackson Pollock's ass

is all I have to say about that


:edit: in fact, I'm surprised that the old haiku thd has never been restored

[ducducgooseme]

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