cheap 1098 rebuild

Started by He Man, December 20, 2009, 05:50:03 PM

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Randimus Maximus

why would he put a reserve on the thing if he really wants to get rid of it?

Kopfjäger

The swingarm snapped in half?
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muskrat

how the hell did that happen?  I guess launching himself off that ledge was more of a risk than he bargained for.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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il d00d

Quote from: TAftonomos on December 21, 2009, 06:23:40 AM
JB weld to the rescue!  [laugh]

My racing fantasy is to put together a team, and aggressively solicit JB Weld for sponsorship.  I think this is the bike I could use to build my empire.


"The JB Weld car/bike, coming up from behind....  Racers, nervously pulling off the course to let them by"

fastwin

 [laugh]

A few years ago on a DMF group Arkansas ride a buddy low sided and buggered up the left side foot peg bracket and shifter assembly. While the rider rested up his bruised body in the motel room me and another guy spend the afternoon JB "welding" the bracket and foot peg assembly back together. I thought we did a damn good job. [thumbsup] He was going to slab it home the next day on the interstate stuck in 4th gear. Our "repaired" JB Weld fix lasted about 200 yards!! [bang] The rider had to make the 350+ mile ride home stuck in 4th and his left leg stretched out on the remaining passenger peg. [clap] [bow_down] I would have needed lifetime chiropractic care! :P Hey... it could have worked!

He Man

duct tape and a spint works better for that situation lol unless you had unlimited amounts of JB Weld

corey

i once molded an entire windshield wiper arm mounting assembly out of that shit. it was cheap pot metal that broke in half... so i stuck it back together, and then coated the entire thing in JB. then i sanded it down nice and stuck it back on the car, and spraypainted it black. sold the car like that, and i doubt he's noticed yet.
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Looks like the ad should read-

"1098 engine for sale" attached junk included  ;)
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Privateer

when I used to mountain bike all the time and hang out at the bike shop, there was no end of people coming in the shop with JRA stories.. "Just riding along"  Usage:  "I was just riding along when the wheel folded up."

"I was just riding along and the swingarm snapped."
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Quote from: il d00d on December 21, 2009, 06:42:12 AM
My racing fantasy is to put together a team, and aggressively solicit JB Weld for sponsorship.  I think this is the bike I could use to build my empire.


"The JB Weld car/bike, coming up from behind....  Racers, nervously pulling off the course to let them by"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



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CapnCrunch

I bet he did it coming off of a stoppie

He Man

he bought the bike salvaged. so im sure it had some type of damage already on it.