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plus, john-john was respectably quick when they put him in an F1 car for a day. he could run AMA for a couple years then make a career out of turning left on 4 wheels. he's got that slightly knuckleheaded lifted 4x4 neon sunglasses shirtless at the supercross air about him; he could easily transition to full-on hotchickswithdouchebags dumbass, i'm sure.
that cracks me up.