Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?)

TCK! · May 28, 2008, 03:08:13 PM

QuoteI have sex with my car!
Monday 19 May 2008

Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive.

The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle â€" and has been having sex with it for four years

So yeah... just when you think things couldn't get stranger... I didn't think it was real until I saw the "other photo" but I'm not sure what the DMF rules are regarding linking to quasi-pornographic images (Yes Doesn't Read Terms of Service)

silvy1200 · May 28, 2008, 03:21:37 PM

silly kid! you can't have sex with a CAR! now my duc, that's a different story.

wbeck257 · May 28, 2008, 03:21:52 PM

What "other photo" ... ?

Anyways... my reaction to the story is as follows:
Hmm.. Well, okay.

And my favorite response:
"Could be worse â€" he could be having sex with Escorts."

TCK! · May 28, 2008, 03:24:42 PM

Quote from: wbeck257 on May 28, 2008, 03:21:52 PM
What "other photo" ... ?

Picture this... Green english country side, man in lingerie, Range Rover, Tail pipe, and "tail pipe plug"

powerhammer · May 28, 2008, 04:00:22 PM

Carbon Buildup > STD's.

Jobu · May 28, 2008, 04:03:56 PM

If the car was running would that be a blowjob?

derby · May 28, 2008, 04:24:20 PM

Grampa · May 28, 2008, 04:27:14 PM

milf

Latinbalar · May 29, 2008, 06:03:31 AM

Umm i guess you didn't read the full article, He bought a "guy" car and is experimenting with gay sex. thats it im out of this post.

TCK! · May 29, 2008, 06:16:20 AM

Just FYI, someone on BARF found his myspace account... he's totally legit, real guy.. hahaha

Adam in TX · May 29, 2008, 09:42:05 AM

figures... lives in missouri.

Kaveh · May 29, 2008, 11:56:00 AM

Quote from: TCK! on May 28, 2008, 03:08:13 PM

Does anyone else find it interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket

I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic

ODrides · May 29, 2008, 12:04:06 PM

The poor car looks so ashamed!

Grampa · May 29, 2008, 12:13:43 PM

Quote from: pt33 on May 29, 2008, 11:56:00 AM
Does anyone else find it interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket

I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic

if you google "orange jacket" and click on the image section, notice anything on page 2?

CairnsDuc · May 29, 2008, 01:55:35 PM

But for the love god........A friggin Beetle!

So how does that work when you take your friends for a ride?

Because I must admit to having sex with the wife (As you do) but I have never tried to carry 4 friends in her to the movies....

Although DVDA springs to mind.....

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