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Author Topic: Mechaphiles Unite! (No Transformer)(Maybe NSFW?)  (Read 4373 times)
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« on: May 28, 2008, 02:08:13 PM »

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I have sex with my car!
Monday 19 May 2008

Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive.

The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle – and has been having sex with it for four years

So yeah... just when you think things couldn't get stranger... I didn't think it was real until I saw the "other photo" but I'm not sure what the DMF rules are regarding linking to quasi-pornographic images (Yes Doesn't Read Terms of Service)
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 02:21:37 PM »
silly kid! you can't have sex with a CAR! now my duc, that's a different story.  cheeky
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 02:21:52 PM »
What "other photo" ... ?

Anyways... my reaction to the story is as follows:
Hmm.. Well, okay.

And my favorite response:
"Could be worse — he could be having sex with Escorts."
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 02:24:42 PM »
Quote from: wbeck257 on May 28, 2008, 02:21:52 PM
What "other photo" ... ?
Picture this... Green english country side, man in lingerie, Range Rover, Tail pipe, and "tail pipe plug"
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 03:00:22 PM »
Carbon Buildup > STD's. 
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 03:03:56 PM »
If the car was running would that be a blowjob?  laughingdp
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 03:24:20 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 03:27:14 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 05:03:31 AM »
Umm i guess you didn't read the full article,  He bought a "guy" car and is experimenting with gay sex. thats it im out of this post.
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 05:16:20 AM »
Just FYI, someone on BARF found his myspace account... he's totally legit, real guy.. hahaha
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 08:42:05 AM »
figures... lives in missouri.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2008, 10:56:00 AM »
Quote from: TCK! on May 28, 2008, 02:08:13 PM

Does anyone else find it interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket  Wink

I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic  laughingdp
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2008, 11:04:06 AM »
The poor car looks so ashamed!
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2008, 11:13:43 AM »
Quote from: pt33 on May 29, 2008, 10:56:00 AM
Does anyone else find it interesting that the guy is wearing an orange jacket  Wink

I bet that guy is wearing white boots in that pic  laughingdp

if you google "orange jacket"  and click on the image section,  notice anything on page 2?
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2008, 12:55:35 PM »


But for the love god........A friggin Beetle!

So how does that work when you take your friends for a ride?

Because I must admit to having sex with the wife (As you do) but I have never tried to carry 4 friends in her to the movies....

Although DVDA springs to mind.....
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