Massages

[TJR178]

Ah, there's almost nothing better than a full-body massage on a Monday afternoon  

While laying on the table in my undies, I started thinking to myself if anyone has ever had an uncomfortable moment while getting a massage?

There's gotta be a good story or three out there...

[VisceralReaction]

You want happy ending?

[Popeye the Sailor]

While laying on the table in my undies, I started thinking to myself if anyone has ever had an uncomfortable moment while getting a massage?

All of 'em. I had one massage, once, and a gift certificate for a second one which I'll most likely never use.


I very much don't like strangers touching me. 

[derby]

There's gotta be a good story or three out there...

one of my ex-girlfriends is a massage therapist.

she's told me all sorts of funny stories, including one about a poor pubescent boy that got all "excited" mid-massage and ran out of the room with a sheet wrapped around him in embarrassment.

[Goat_Herder]

Getting massage from a friend is weird.  She is a certified/professional masseur with own place of business.  But laying there in my undies while she chatting me up and running her hands all over me is just too much.  She is really good though.

[stopintime]

.....................

There's gotta be a good story or three out there...

I'm a massage therapist, not practising these days though.

Client confidentiality bla bla keeps me from telling my side of the stories.

Wash your hands and remain professional - worked well for me

[KnightofNi]

i fell asleep and was snoring one time.

it was after a 100mi bicycle ride that i got up at 4am to do.
i had also already had 2 beers. i didn't stand a chance.

[Stella]

My brother is of the same opinion as MrI:  Had one once and never again.  Took him by surprise when the masseuse hopped up on the table at one point and straddled him.  He's not the touchy feely guy to begin with so he was the wrong person to get that extra, ahem, leverage.

One guy I had told me as he started that he had cut his finger earlier and had to wear a condom over it.  Never heard that one before!   

[DesmoDiva]

I've had a few.  Most were uneventful.  The Thai (think mix of massage and yoga) massage was by far the best.  The therapist had my body in all sorts of positions I thought weren't possible.

B has had a couple.  He enjoys them. 

[MendoDave]

I have always been Jacked up when I went in for a massage. It's hard to have an uncomfortable  moment when the back is popping and cracking. All you can do is think about how much better the back feels.

But the Sienfeld with George Costanza and the massage... too funny!

Seinfeld - George and the massage (1)

Seinfeld - George and the massage 2

[superjohn]

I would like to be able to relax enough to get a massage, but I have to agree with Mr. I. I think having a stranger trying to work the tension out of me would cause way more tension.

[Statler]

deep tissue every other month to monthly.

and what are you guys doing wearing anything...what are you, twelve and embarrassed?

uncomfortable moments?   physically uncomfortable with certain knots sure but that's not what I think you meant.    Anything else I refer to the first question above.

where do you guys go?  any professional level spa shouldn't cause any problems.

[teddy037.2]

massage was part of the PT for my back.

it's not really a big deal, IMO.

helped my back feel better... priorities 

[swampduc]

Deep tissue every 1 to 2 wks. I don't think my career will be very long without it. And no embarassment issues here, either.

[somegirl]

I've had a few, they felt good especially the hot stone massage, but I don't really get any knots so don't feel it's worth spending money on regularly.