DIMBY 2010...bonus points for actually reading...Updated with attendance list

[DesmoDiva]

She just doesn't understand how much fun it is to drink the track riding kool-aid. 

One day she'll learn. 

[Ddan]

I don't know about that....


You may just scare her away entirely.   

I doubt she'll scare off.  She'll just slap someone and then make them a margarita. 

[Monsterlover]

another cult reference. . .

it must be me.

im on a roll

I agree, she'll come to the conclusion on her own that the track is a bad ass place to ride.

until then . ..

[lethe]

I'll push my wife in the pool of beans. 

[Pip]

I'll push my wife in the pool of beans. 

Husband of the Year! 

[KnightofNi]

I'll push my wife in the pool of beans. 

and then run and hide in the woods because i'm pretty sure she would break him with her mind if he was in range.

though she seems like the type to let it lie in wait and come up with some elaborate scheme to get him back.
like everything will be fine for a year or so and then down to the minute he will suddenly be knee deep in dead babies and she'll go "got ya."

[herm]

I can't imagine the storage arrangments for a years worth of dead babies.

walk in cooler should work ok...

[Popeye the Sailor]

Hey look! A shiny change of topic!



Someone please paint Statlers wheels pink.

Thanks.

[KnightofNi]

walk in cooler should work ok...

actually i was thining it would be a pit somewhere that would simply fester and then when he wound up in the muck it would be all sorts of rancid and hurl inducing.

[Pip]

Someone please paint Statlers wheels pink.

Is that a euphemism for something naughty? If so I'm in.   

[Popeye the Sailor]

Is that a euphemism for something naughty? If so I'm in.   

Uh-you don't even know what it pertains to but you want in?


Sure you're not a sailor?

[The Architect]

We need a new smiley face, an "over-the-line" smiley face.

The pit of dead babies warrants it. 

[Pip]

Uh-you don't even know what it pertains to but you want in?


Sure you're not a sailor?

Not last time I checked. It's been awhile though...
Nope, still an Airman.

If it's anything like a pink tubesock, I'm out. 

[lethe]

and then run and hide in the woods because i'm pretty sure she would break him with her mind if he was in range.

though she seems like the type to let it lie in wait and come up with some elaborate scheme to get him back.
like everything will be fine for a year or so and then down to the minute he will suddenly be knee deep in dead babies and she'll go "got ya."

Problem with that is.. it wouldn't bother me
She can deal out worse punishment to me than that.
Still if she stands near a pool of beans, the possibility of future retaliation would be not be near enough to overcome the temptation. 

[herm]

actually i was thining it would be a pit somewhere that would simply fester and then when he wound up in the muck it would be all sorts of rancid and hurl inducing.

i think you have to cover those with Lyme...no experience mind you, just something i read once.